these things are like CRACK

[mikeyeatworld]

Jay, we have more in common than we thought
Seven things you love:
[01] my family
[02] my friends
[03] music
[04] rockin out
[05] driving at night
[06] pootie!
[07] movies

Seven things you hate:
[01] working
[02] my love handles
[03] american roaches
[04] Road Rules and The Real World
[05] traffic
[06] when people ask me questions while i'm watching a movie
[07] white people (you know what i mean)

Seven things in your room:
[01] computer
[02] pictures
[03] DVD's and CD's
[04] books
[05] a really gay flower border
[06] piggy bank
[07] a weird picture light from ikea

Seven random facts about you:
[01] i have really bad gums
[02] i'm obsessed with my hair
[03] i have the worst memory ever
[04] i'm half man, half boy
[05] i love movies about drugs and war
[06] i'm never been in a fistfight (apparantley, that makes me a pussy)
[07] i'm very laid back

Seven things you plan to do before you die:
[01] write a book about my life (even if no one reads it)
[02] learn how to dance
[03] have babies
[04] act in a movie (even if its a low-budget one)
[05] record an album and be proud of it
[06] travel
[07] make a movie

Seven things you can do:
[01] play the guitar
[02] write music
[03] be patient
[04] play a mean air drum
[05] bullshit my way through any paper
[06] whine like the best of them
[07] fuck like a beast!

Seven Things You Can't Do:
[01] dance
[02] pay attention
[03] sit still
[04] stay on a diet
[05] tolerate ignorance, prejudice, racism, all that jazz
[06] drop everything and follow a dream
[07] stay mad at people

Seven things you say the most:
[01] dude
[02] i don't know
[03] i forgot
[04] pootie!
[05] yo
[06] what the FUCK?
[07] shut up