the events of an eventful life

Dec 01, 2006 03:38


well, it's to late to talk to people on the phone and no one is on aim. so, i figured that i would pass the time talking to you...in the future though! not now becuase i don't think you're reading this enrty at this hour of the night! if you are though, big ups! well, tonight, it was rather interesting i jumped out of a second floor window in fear of getting written up, again. i can't afford that!!! i mean, i pobably could, but why have to deal with it?! so, after i jumped out there was an r.a. by the door that chased me! he gave up not even half way though. 5 minute mile right here man! then after my last act of desperate man i went back to the same place. after all the hanging out had hung itself out and dried all up i decided to walk back to my dorm and this crew of huge manly men approached me and told me they loved my last movie! yeah that's right The Gobblet of Fire.  they were like "yeah harry potter!" i just went along with it man what else can i do?! i could get a body guard like rob and big and we could hang out and ride two seater bicycles and eat ice cream together, but you know, people start to talk. one minute i'm sex symbol mike d the deadliest muscle in town then the next minute i'm just some queer boy! i can't have that! noway man! anyway i think i have the junk aka conjunctavitus! it's not even that bad though. don't tell the babes! because they'll be like "mike, i was totally going to hook up with you until i heard you had junk!" it happens all the time.  yeah, enough about me for a sec! let's talk about my hair! (i'm on a roll here don't stop me) it's getting long man! though lately i'm getting paranoid about going bald man! mostly because people i know are losing their hair right now. i'm sure i dont have to worry though i can't even grow a full beard yet. my brother can he actually buys beer and cigarettes and porn for me! nooo im just kidding i'm just trying to say my "little" brother looks ten years older than i do. it's all good i suppose! i'll just hit on some fourteen year old hunnies at a fall out boy show. im just kidding! " i doubt it" - dean.

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