Apr 25, 2006 05:02
Yeah that about sums it up. Life Hates Me. It's like i once was in a class with "life" as a child and i was the small nerdy kid,and life was the self concious bully. And it just made my life a living hell because of its own self concious downfalls. I cant win in any of the three main aspects of life. Wealth, Health and Happiness. Wealth. Well that is kind of self explanitory. I have always been poor. I was working on making a life of my own to get myself out of this rut but then Cancer had to stick its fucking head in there to say hello. Which, in turn, brings us to Health. Well Cancer has completely skull fucked my normalcy of health from now on. And then comes Happiness. Now i kind of just consider Happiness to be love. And God knows that i am just shit on and ran over when it comes to love. I mean i dont think i have ever had a meaningfull relationship. I think the longest relationship i have ever had was like 2 months and that was like in middle school. I started to maybe have a little something with someone and then BAM back to the cancer. Put my life on hold and that includes social life.
So now i get done with Cancer and am trying to get back out on the market. I find a new girl that i kind of have feelings for, and she was giving signals back. I take her to my best friends house and we play some beer pong and have a good time. That was about a week ago. Since then she has been calling me and text messaging me about when are we gonna do that again,it was so much fun. So i set something up tonight to go back over reese's and we play some beer pong. After everyone is nice and buzzing we decide to go and watch some Pulp Fiction. Reese goes to clean up the garage where we played pong while we are watching the movie and she makes a comment about how she left her glasses in the garage and follows him. well after about 15 minutes of me sitting watching pulp fiction by myself i go to see whats going on. the lights in the garage are off and i cant see anyone. so i go in and what do i see? her making out with my best friend. YAY FUCKING LIFE!
Reese told me afterward that as soon as she got in the garage she turned off the light and said she knows her glasses are in her purse. MY LIFE ROCKS, WANNA TRADE NE1?
"when life gives you lemons make lemonade."
yeah right its more like
"when life gives you a bloody nose,brace yourself cause its probably not done stomping your face into the cement."