Why?
Why are all band girls wierd?
Why him?
Why Her?
Why them?
Why does she like me?
Why doesn't she?
Why did he win?
Why did I win?
Why do you want to read this?
Why wouldn't you?
Why do some girls make you feel great?
Why do others make you feel terrible?
Why is the sky blue? Why is she mad at me
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Why not?
Why are all band girls wierd?
It makes them cool and different.
Why him?
He's hot.
Why Her?
She's fat.
Why them?
They have body lice.
Why does she like me?
Because who can resist Michael Robinson!
Why doesn't she?
I don't know. Maybe you should ask her for a date. She might say yes.
Why did he win?
Not because he's the better man. He just has a bigger package.
Why did I win?
Because you have a bigger package.
Why do you want to read this?
I find it intriguing.
Why wouldn't you?
Because I have too much homework.
Why do some girls make you feel great?
Because they are Tony the Tiger.
Why do others make you feel terrible?
That's what I'm here for.
Why is the sky blue?
Because of the atmosphere.
Why is she mad at me?
Because you are Mormon.
Why do i deserve this?
Same reason I deserve all the bad stuff that happens to me. We are good people.
Why does the sky seem so romantic on a walk with a girl?
Her estrogen lights up the sky.
Why is there always a silence in every conversation?
You have to breathe!
Why can't i swim well?
Same reason I can't.
WHY CAN"T I RUN WELL?
Your shoe strings are tied together.
Why does the sun hurt your eyes, yet captivate them too?
Oh the paradoxes of nature!
Why does everyone care about tests?
We gotta pass them.
Why does everyone care about school?
It's important.
Why can't we all just get a long?
That would be too easy.
Why don't we all just follow our hearts?
If I followed my heart, I'd weigh 400 pounds and be in jail.
Why do our hearts lead us astray?
Because we are evil by nature.
Why do some girls catch your eyes?
Because they are hoochies.
Why don't others?
Because they are clean.
Why am i writing this?
You must be bored.
Why are you stil reading?
I always do.
Why don't you want to stop?
Because you aren't finished.
Why do you wander what i'll ask next?
I'm nosey.
Why wouldn't you, when ti could be a question about you?
That'd be cool if it was.
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