Some Disturbing news..
For a while I was happy going out with my girlfriend Ceri, Untill that is I found out some disturbing facts...
I hate doing something like this, but I'm quite confused at this moment in time and at the same time disturbed she never told me sooner, and I rather my friends found out off me, rather than realise the news later off some other source... maybe aliens or something.
SHE NEVER TOLD ME SHE WAS ASHLEY OLSEN IN DISGUISE!!!
Note the Above Picture. CLEARLY ASHLEY OLSEN IN DISGUISE!!!
Not this Picture, See how she is CLEARLY TAUNTING ME WITH HER STARE!!!
We had SEXXXXXXX that night!
On a lighter note I have a new job at Lloyds TSB. Go me.
I hate doing something like this, but I'm quite confused at this moment in time and at the same time disturbed she never told me sooner, and I rather my friends found out off me, rather than realise the news later off some other source... maybe aliens or something.
SHE NEVER TOLD ME SHE WAS ASHLEY OLSEN IN DISGUISE!!!
Note the Above Picture. CLEARLY ASHLEY OLSEN IN DISGUISE!!!
Not this Picture, See how she is CLEARLY TAUNTING ME WITH HER STARE!!!
We had SEXXXXXXX that night!
On a lighter note I have a new job at Lloyds TSB. Go me.