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I'm drunk and high...random shit:
:My DUI is one of the best things to ever happen to me.
:The few people whom I coudld take a roadtrip across teh country wiht and not get bored ; Dawn, Eric, Billy, Eric, Jeff, Vince, and Steve.
: I've been injured more times at this Friday's since December than I was in Chicago for a year and a half.
:I hit worse traffic in Chicago than I EVER did going to NYC.
: I love, love, love the beach.
: The Comedy Spot is no longer in business. This whole time I"ve been pissed thinking I missed out on a great opportunity at that place, what I didn't realize til now, was, all I ever needed to gain from perofrming or hanging out there, I got...and I'm applying it.
:Whenever you see me talking to myself, I'm practicing a joke.
: You can't make me laugh unless you're one of the few people I mentioned above. If you're name isn't listed, dont' try.
: I wish I could sing and play at least one instrument. Preferably, guitar or piano.
: I wish money wasn't suge an issue to me subconciously.
: I would give my life to play one innning at shortstop for the NY Yankees.
: I'm actually a lot tougher than I appear.
: I say I don't hold grudges but I do....sorta. If you really pissed me off.
: I"m a nobody, in a noname part of a noname state on the East Coast but everyday I wake up, I'm everyone to somone.
So are you......even if you arent' happy that you're awake so early, be proud that someone is. You may think you're nobody, but in all reality, you're everybody to somebody.
:My DUI is one of the best things to ever happen to me.
:The few people whom I coudld take a roadtrip across teh country wiht and not get bored ; Dawn, Eric, Billy, Eric, Jeff, Vince, and Steve.
: I've been injured more times at this Friday's since December than I was in Chicago for a year and a half.
:I hit worse traffic in Chicago than I EVER did going to NYC.
: I love, love, love the beach.
: The Comedy Spot is no longer in business. This whole time I"ve been pissed thinking I missed out on a great opportunity at that place, what I didn't realize til now, was, all I ever needed to gain from perofrming or hanging out there, I got...and I'm applying it.
:Whenever you see me talking to myself, I'm practicing a joke.
: You can't make me laugh unless you're one of the few people I mentioned above. If you're name isn't listed, dont' try.
: I wish I could sing and play at least one instrument. Preferably, guitar or piano.
: I wish money wasn't suge an issue to me subconciously.
: I would give my life to play one innning at shortstop for the NY Yankees.
: I'm actually a lot tougher than I appear.
: I say I don't hold grudges but I do....sorta. If you really pissed me off.
: I"m a nobody, in a noname part of a noname state on the East Coast but everyday I wake up, I'm everyone to somone.
So are you......even if you arent' happy that you're awake so early, be proud that someone is. You may think you're nobody, but in all reality, you're everybody to somebody.