Drunk Straight Girls, Mary's and the Eiffel Tower
I love drunken straight girls, and one of the reasons I love going to Mary's is that it is such a mixed crowd. Hot girls feel comfortable coming there, dancin dirty with the gay gays because we are non-threatening. After the Braves game last night, (which was a total wash out, but I had good seat, see pic) with my friend Corey, we went to Mary's. I met with my friend Nick,
surf_teddybear . These two girls walked in, and I am not exagerrating. They were drop dead gorgeous. The pics don't represent them well. The blond looked like a hotter Jessica Simpson, and the brunette with huge mammouth breasts looked like Kim Kardashian. Well, we are dancing and what not, and they saunter over and start dancing with us. The blond one is out of control right away with and she starts telling me and Nick, "Eiffel Tower me, Eifferl Tower me." I have no idea what that is. Me and Nick are looking at eachother like "wtf". So she yells back, " You two put your hands up like a bridge and I'm gonna bend down and dance between you". So she proceeds to get her dirty dancing on, and for the rest of the night...it was "Eiffel Tower me" I guess that's what the kids are doing these days. She kept snapping pics, and so I took a couple of them. One of which, I told her to motor boat her friend with the mammouth breasts. Good Times!
surf_teddybear . These two girls walked in, and I am not exagerrating. They were drop dead gorgeous. The pics don't represent them well. The blond looked like a hotter Jessica Simpson, and the brunette with huge mammouth breasts looked like Kim Kardashian. Well, we are dancing and what not, and they saunter over and start dancing with us. The blond one is out of control right away with and she starts telling me and Nick, "Eiffel Tower me, Eifferl Tower me." I have no idea what that is. Me and Nick are looking at eachother like "wtf". So she yells back, " You two put your hands up like a bridge and I'm gonna bend down and dance between you". So she proceeds to get her dirty dancing on, and for the rest of the night...it was "Eiffel Tower me" I guess that's what the kids are doing these days. She kept snapping pics, and so I took a couple of them. One of which, I told her to motor boat her friend with the mammouth breasts. Good Times!