Oscar Wilde

[mikexpop]

Attention, unwashed masses! Today is Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde's birthday. Please celebrate by reciting a droll witticism. To get you started, here's one of my favorites.

"I love talking about nothing, father. It is the only thing I know anything about." - Lord Goring, in An Ideal Husband

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[tootwiggy22]

"It is much cleverer to talk nonsense than to listen to it, my dear fellow, and a much rarer thing too, in spite of all the public may say" -Algernon "Importance of Being Earnest"

[quicksicknick]

Mabel: You are very late!
Lord Arthur Goring: Have you missed me?
Mabel: Awfully!
Lord Arthur Goring: Then I am sorry I did not stay away longer. I like being missed.
Mabel: How very selfish of you!
Lord Arthur Goring: I am very selfish.