The Update

Aug 24, 2005 10:28

Well it's been a loooooong time since I've updated anything (almost a year now). So what's new? If you're expecting the usual "not much", well, I'm afraid most of you will be slightly dismayed. I've compiled a list of things because the changes in my life have been so mind boggling:

1.) Graduated from Law School! After three years of work, worry, and X-Box, I have finally graduated! Yay! I took the bar in July and am awaiting the results. If I pass, then I'll sign up for the MA and NY bar in February. If not, then I'll have the take the CA bar over again, which would be a pain because the CA bar sucks big fat hairy balls. But why the CA bar you say? Well. . .

2.) Greetings from Los Angeles! Yes, Los Angeles, or as cool-wannabes like me call it, SoCal. I have moved to LA. Next time you see me, you're going to say, "Gee, that Mikewong2 has gone all Hollywood on us." That's right, I've become a male porn star! My movie name is Long Dong Wong. Well, my wife prolly wouldn't agree, but it's all about image here in Cali.

3.) I bought this nice tennis racket the other day, it's a Wilson and it's yellow and. . . oh, what was that? The part about my wife? Heh, that's right, my WIFE. I got married! Yay! No more paying for sex or luring young boys into my van with promises of candy delights (oops, I've said more then I should have). Anywho, Anna and I (we met in law school) tied the knot in August. We went to Oahu and Maui for a week. Went cliff diving, nude sunbathing, jet-skiing, horseback riding swimming, and sightseeing. Caught up with LJers Colin and Sweetee there too! So nice to see you!

4.) Start work next Thursday so I've spent my days running errands and getting used to LA. I try to avoid the highways at all costs because they are congested ALL THE TIME. Ugh, it's really a mess around here. Can't they just invent teleporters like in Star Trek?
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