more pun hell!
bruno: what do you call poultry skydiving from planes that manage to contradict each other?
mike: *braces himself*...what?
bruno: para-ducks
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bruno: Who were the first two poultry in Brazil?
mike : ........what?
bruno: Por-two-geese.
mike: *braces himself*...what?
bruno: para-ducks
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bruno: Who were the first two poultry in Brazil?
mike : ........what?
bruno: Por-two-geese.