convo at work with some like 16 yr old black kid with his friends
him: "yo so how old u gotta be to work here?"
me: "umm, 16 i think...yea"
him: "but you sell porn here. so how could u only work here if u be 16"
me: "well its not really porn porn, its light stuff like girls gone wild etc where u dont really see anything"
him: "well thats still porn. porn is anything u can jerk off to and girls gone wild is enough for me to jerk off to"
me: "well then by ur definition u could call this premier magazine porn cuz u could buy this and jerk off to tom hank's photo on the cover"
me: "umm, 16 i think...yea"
him: "but you sell porn here. so how could u only work here if u be 16"
me: "well its not really porn porn, its light stuff like girls gone wild etc where u dont really see anything"
him: "well thats still porn. porn is anything u can jerk off to and girls gone wild is enough for me to jerk off to"
me: "well then by ur definition u could call this premier magazine porn cuz u could buy this and jerk off to tom hank's photo on the cover"