god no one believes me wtf

[mikethecoder]

mikethecoder: omg im so upset
mikethecoder: :-(
alyssa: why?
mikethecoder: i hear the most horrible news tonight
alyssa: what?
mikethecoder: i seriously cant even stop crying
alyssa: What happened?
mikethecoder: something that happened to my little cousin who lives in florida with my uncle
mikethecoder: my uncle took the family camping and my little cousin whose only 9 came along
mikethecoder: and he was eatten by a bear
alyssa: You are a liar