where does my heart lie?
spring break has been funerific. justin's house party greatly contributed to this experience of asstacular fun. i think im getting a zit and it hurts. anyways, here's the fun fun.
i am the first to arrive so justin and i pick up a friend. justin leaves me in his burning hot car not realizing that my extreme low intelligence was keeping me from figuring out a door handle and getting air. i almost died.
we estimated just a few people were coming. so we brought enough liquor to kill each person. unfortunately lots of people showed up and we could only get drunk.
as soon as justin has a sip of vodka he tries to charm adrian into sex. adrian's girlfriend easily allows this.
yulo was one of the first to arrive. by then i was already drinking happily. i must have said "hi" to him 50 times.
cat..pillow...ban-..
this is lil' miguel. as he becomes more intoxicated his mind makes him think he is more funny and charming. here he tells me a great joke with 2 and a half words.
josh...jp...david. they must have sneaked in. josh gave me a drunken philosophy of love later that night while i was peeing in some bushes.
the twins
tony and jeremy.... or jeremy and tony...?
i love kim
when mike and kim realize they are surrounded by drunken idiots they try to find something else to do.
um...PARTY!
sexy
one of the many times justin took his pants off this crazy night
me and my favorite 13 year old girl, justins sister mia. she knows how to keep secrets from mom and dad.
(DISCLAIMER) this is daniel hewko's sister. all persons who view this picture are responsible for their own erotic fantasies. the provider of this picture is waived all actions made by the preceding. violators will be served with a face beating by daniel's fists.
this is where it all became a blur for me.
bed...cell phone...kirstin...vomit...couch...me naked...jacuzzi...
not dinner time but tea time
me and becca were the only ones who did not sleep that night. she's proof that english girls know how to party.
me and her make nasty disgusting eggs, which i feed to tony.
when the sun came up everyone was sleeping everywhere. i had not eaten or slept for more than a day and i had to go to a college orientation in a couple of hours. so i had to go, but before i did me and tony ran to every hung over body in the house and woke them up with a punch, slap, or scream in the ear.
to all those who did not hear about the party blame justin
good pics...good fun...the end
ps....
in the hat
special thanks to big miguel aka the sheriff, who regulated all the drunks.