"What Skewl Do You Go Tow!?..."
i just got back from the Key Club Convention in Sacramento. It quite possibly could have been the funnest weekend of my life. and here is why...
we arrive at our pick up spot at 6:30 in the morning on thursday. everyone was pretty tired since we all got little to no sleep the night before.
i would die for you Captain Ron
here we meet up with Captain Ron. he was the fearless captain of our ship and we his faithful crew.
i call parlay!
our ship is full of loud and rowdy asian servite guys.
the rowdyness doesn't wake up josh or miguel. miguel slept for about 4 hours straight on the bus since he had pulled an all nighter the night before. he was probably in his lab creating cures for various diseases all night.
it was matt santos
we past millions of cows on our voyage up state. cows smell...cows smell real bad.
Travel Lodge
vs
the Sheraton Grand
we arrived at our hotel, The Travel Lodge. which was much further and dilapitaded then the hotels the other schools were staying at. but we servite guys were satisfied since we were the only key club members in the hotel and our supervisors room was upsatirs and down the hall.
the asians n' me
justins ass
hotel to our selves = parties and nudity
josh n' justin after sex
one of the hardest parts of the day was waking up since we were always staying up really late (not to mention day light savings). we had also brought our skateboards (3rd pic) but we didn't skate much since there was little time to.
rush hour at the captial
on our walk from the Travel Lodge to the convention center i realize that we are on a movie set. there is no trash, no pedestrians, not even any cars on the massive streets. but there are giant buildings and open shops everywhere with no one inside. it was like this the entire 3 days we were there. it was one of the strangest things i had ever witnessed.
miguel and justin
me and justin
while at the convetion center we were required to wear full suites. this requirement did not keep servite from being the loudest and rowdiest group there. the 27 guys from our school ruled the couple of thousand other students with our loud energetic charm.
we are clap clap servite!
our spirit and energy got both mark and sal on stage. sal played a game and got all the questions right.
and heeeeeere they are!
after servite ruled the first workshop we decided to dominate the largest one of all. close to 1000 young people crowded the room to go to the dating workshop. once again servite ruled all as i am chosen to be the main bachelor for the dating game. i am brought out of the cheering room, blindfolded, and brought back in when the anouncer had chosen 3 contestants for me to choose from. i go back in front of the massive cheering crowd and play the dating game better than ever. i choose contestant #2.
sydney
josh gets his fame as well as he is chosen by the main girl bachelorette. since there was only two games servite had dominated this room of people having a guy in both couples. against the announcer's orders we run out of the room as the room cheers for us. the four of us hang out outside.
me, michelle, sydney, josh
the girl i chose was named michelle. shes really sweet and fun. we recieved starbucks gift cards for our date. she and i would have that date in the morning on the last day. after me and josh were in that game we got our 15 min. of fame the next couple of days. we were pointed out constantly and talked to by different girls...and guys, who had seen us. now we're just no-good bums again.
lana bana
we had lunch in a giant room. here we see the two sexy ladies i had lunch with.
minie skurt II
after lunch we ditch a meeting go to the state capital park with josh's bachlorette and her friend. it was really beautiful.
whlie at the park a black boy in a tree is picking oranges and asks us if we would like one...no pun intended.
ok ok this post is getting way too long! so to sum up...
how do you feel?!
last general meeting.
ur-EE-bee!
shaving cream fight on the ride home.
lana bana again!!!
saying good bye to all.
good fun... good pics...the end
ps...
we had to pass this
every day to get to convention.
1985-????
dedicated to kerry who could not make the trip