Toss back a stiff shot of the local.

[mikeshank]

brent harold wears weathered eyes.
and i want to like oysters.
and i want to slice meat at b.j's until santa's come and gone.
and it would be both gross and great.
and tim sylvia is a dick and a half.
convenient for me tim. is what they love to call him.
or what i never call him and should start so soon.
and mr. jacob retains a sense of humor though mounds of useless knowledge.
and i'v bin three days in a row here at good ol' c.i
and you'de never believe what sort of nightmares i had last night involving carbohydrates.
and amanda chesters birthday is creeping up on me.
and im going to turn out number one sucky gifter.
thanks to briana and the kelc.
and lauren wants to halfsy a giftsy..
and i want all the credit for myself.
and it was her idea..
and i don't know if i should be shitty and beat her to the punch
and when amanda views.. hi a,
then she knows it wasn't mine.
so there goes that idea.
and i have a new computer.
and its not new but its new to me.
so thats nice i guess...
and maybe i should give it to amanda for her birthday.
because i dont really need a computer.
but neither dose amanda.
and wake up bomb just signed on line.
and if you don't remember thats kimmer cakes.