I have an announcement to make.

[mikes_arse]

I have decided to accept the love of Jesus into my life. I've been led astray for so long by my own arrogance and self-importance and it has brought me nothing but bitterness and self-loathing. I realise now that by accepting the love of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ, I will finally be content and happy knowing I can repent my sins and start a new life for myself. I plan on joining a bible study group that was recommended by a colleague in my office.

Please don't be upset or critical of my choice. I need to love myself again, and only through the love and the word of our lord, I can begin the healing process.