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well i worked last night from 4-close. my FIRST customer bought the book "sexy beast" which im sure is just filled with literary quality....in other words charmin is probably of higher quality than this book. then later in the night, this lady called and i answered as i usually do..."thanks for calling barnes and noble..this is mike, how may i help you?" so then you know you expect somebody to say something...well that didnt happen...FOR 20 SECONDS....i was about to hang up and then i hear this like southern older voice go "IS THIS BARNES AND NOBLE? and im like "yes," and she then goes "OOOOH I DIDNT WANT YOU!!!" and it was like slam the phone down. it was so dawk awk. i really don't think it was a prank call b/c she sounded kind of older unless someone just has a very convincing older voice out there?!?! josh/ryan/casey/christine/leah came in and visited which was awesome!
okay so emily's party was fun...i created one MAJOR party foul though :( i was hugging sarah on the porch and i think someone opened up her glass storm door to her house...well my elbow was definitely in the way and the glass definitely went CRRRRRASH into about 5000 pieces. i felt, and still feel like a bagadouche value pack from sam's club. i told my co-workers "im sorry" probably about 5000 times so they were probably annoyed :) i ended up staying on sarah's futon and we went to denny's for lunch where my food was definitely a fantasy. so now its noon and i have to be at work in 2 hours :( :( :( its going to be a long day.
Here's the levels of awkwardness for everyone: they are an intricate part of my vocab.
awk: something that is mildly awkward like a parent screaming at their child in wal-mart's self checkout line.
dawk awk: something that is getting a little more awkward: me/julie/katherine on marta on jan.1,2006 asking people if their name is the chronicles of narnia?
awk dawk: something that is getting realllly awk...an antelope running down the interstate would qualify here.
dawk dawk: something that might make you lose control....petting a giraffe for example on the head.
GOOOOOOSE: something this is just unbelieveable...penguins running through campus singing christmas carols for example.
okay so emily's party was fun...i created one MAJOR party foul though :( i was hugging sarah on the porch and i think someone opened up her glass storm door to her house...well my elbow was definitely in the way and the glass definitely went CRRRRRASH into about 5000 pieces. i felt, and still feel like a bagadouche value pack from sam's club. i told my co-workers "im sorry" probably about 5000 times so they were probably annoyed :) i ended up staying on sarah's futon and we went to denny's for lunch where my food was definitely a fantasy. so now its noon and i have to be at work in 2 hours :( :( :( its going to be a long day.
Here's the levels of awkwardness for everyone: they are an intricate part of my vocab.
awk: something that is mildly awkward like a parent screaming at their child in wal-mart's self checkout line.
dawk awk: something that is getting a little more awkward: me/julie/katherine on marta on jan.1,2006 asking people if their name is the chronicles of narnia?
awk dawk: something that is getting realllly awk...an antelope running down the interstate would qualify here.
dawk dawk: something that might make you lose control....petting a giraffe for example on the head.
GOOOOOOSE: something this is just unbelieveable...penguins running through campus singing christmas carols for example.