Still not Pro-vo this father's day.

[mikemulligan]

Last night I was in Utah County for reasons I'd rather not discuss. I ditched my car at BYU-approved housing and headed toward the exceptionally pretty mountains. Four hours later I return to find a boot on my Corolla, which previously managed to visit thirty-two states, two oceans, five great lakes, and one Chuck E. Cheese Pizza Parlor unmolested

Comments

[bendawg]

I wasn't aware of a Dee's Family Restaurant in Provo... does this war also include Orem? I mean, at least the mall in Provo is open on Sunday.

Oh, there isn't one in Provo.

[mikemulligan]

I merely meant that closeted Provoites shall recieve no economic rewards from me.

And Orem is a tough call. I know Springville is OK, but I'm inclined to include Orem in the axis of evil merely because the border with Provo is so expansive and transparent.

Perhaps you should think of Orem as Cambodia in the Vietnam War. They aren't formerly declared, but there might be some bombing to eliminate Provoian guerrillas.

[rain19]

That stupid mall and Walmart are about the ONLY things open in this valley on Sunday.

[ozzygoddess]

..::Shrugs::.. Makes as much sense as La Verkin. I'm in.

Excellent.

[mikemulligan]

I'm happy to let the UN take care of La Verkin.

Re: Excellent.

[ozzygoddess]

. . . And suddenly it dawns on me.

WAIT! Can we make an exception for The Brick Oven?

I likes my pasta!

[rain19]

Hey, bite me. I live in Provo.

But...

[mikemulligan]

You feel like a stranger in that land don't you? Aren't you really Ogden (or Las Vegas, or, hell, Tacoma, Washington) at heart? The grand Antivo army does have an opening for spies.

Re: But...

[rain19]

I AM IN ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA NOW AND FOREVER!

[kleme]

What about 7-Elevens in Provo?