SHIT!

[mikeking]

so i pulled a shannon. the ultimate shannon maneuver. i thought my last final was today, but it was actually yesterday. SON OF A BITCH. and i got a DEEEEEE!!!! (to go with dos B+). well, shit. last night i hung out with shannon and dave which was a hoot per usual we went to the mall. i tried to buy some shoes and i told the bitch 11 she comes back out and says, "well we have an EIGHT...." "eight bitch?" was my response. then i jabbed her eye off with a sharpenned cheeseburger. then "THE COCKPIT BROKE OFF LIKE A PEN-CIL-TIP" and shannons mom later commented, "Oh it IS a pencil tip." after that i imagined a shitty pie for the rest of the night so i dont know what the fuck went on regardless of how coherent i may have seemed.

im going to publix to get pancakes.