Random writing during math
I wonder if anyone realizes I'm Batman. I mean you'd think the day i wore the cape to school would have been a dead give away. But no... havn't heard anything.
In the universe there has to be an alein kid giving me the finger. Basturd.
Sometimes life is a vast insult. Othertimes it's a pratfall. What's worse?
I remember a time when my finger couldn't bend. Yeah that sucked.
I wonder if they hate me too.
FUEGO!!!
Yeah, where are Ben's ears?
What if Same Beckett was in a wheelchair. That would be weird.
Forever Knight sucked vampire balls.
If i had X-Ray vision I'd use it to look inside peoples stomcahs to see who ate the last Twinkie.
When it rains Jesus is crying. When it snows, he ran out of Head & Shoulders.
There are 304 words on page 363 in my math book.
I know there isn't a god becuase George Lucas isn't dead. I know there's a Satan becuase Uwe Boll isn't either.
I stubbed my toe.
Time is fictonal thing. I only know this becuase I'm sitting across the table from Einstein. Shit, nevermind it's Walter Matthau. I'm going to go beat up Billy Bob Thorton with him.
You know what feels good? Sleep. You know what doesn't feel good? Sharp metal things in my eyeballs.
BANTHA ATTACK!
I feel like cutting down a tree in front of hippies.
Misty Mundae makes things tingle. Don't deney it.
I want to shave off Adam Sandlers eye brows.
Mountin Dew contains: Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Concentrated Orange Juice and Other Natural Flavors, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate (Presseves Freshness), Caffeine, Sodium Citrate, Gum Arabic, Erythorbic Acid (Presseves Freshness), Calcium Sisodium EDTA (to protect flavor), Bronidanted Vigetable Oil and Yellow 5.
If the penance stare could be transfered electronicly, you'd all be screwed.
Shiney rocks hurt my teeth.
What if Mormons are the right religion? Fuck.
I need green contacts, i could put them in and say "Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry."
I wanna spend 10 years on a mountain in Asia, go to New York and team up with an angry black man from Harlem.
Let's all go ot the movies.
My teacher would look gunny if her wig fell off.
Ultimite Mystique was a let down.
I'd love to sleep with Jean Grey. But i'm worried she'd kill me during sex or that she'd turn me into a shellfish that's allergic to cocaine.
Remember when everyone had pagers?
I'm glad i don't have a short attetion spa
Underpants.
My teacher thinks I'm working if i look up and smile every once and awhile.
Ever fart while sitting and your testicles tingle? I call it Ball-Tingle
English is my 2nd langue, i just don't remember Baby.
If Will was single and could give himslef oral, do you think he'd leave his room? I think he would. You know for food and other forms of liquid.
In brightest day and blackest night, No snack-food shall escape my sight. Power ring dectecting doughnuts.
When did Catman become a total badass?
One time i stole Baby Jesus out of his manger.
Fucking kangroos.
If a tomato attacks you remember... IT'S A FUCKING TOMATO!
I am a leaf in the wind watch how i fl
Will Smith gives cyborgs a bad name.
all of this was written between 9-10:30 am... I'm not responsible for my bored math antics.
Fucking math.
In the universe there has to be an alein kid giving me the finger. Basturd.
Sometimes life is a vast insult. Othertimes it's a pratfall. What's worse?
I remember a time when my finger couldn't bend. Yeah that sucked.
I wonder if they hate me too.
FUEGO!!!
Yeah, where are Ben's ears?
What if Same Beckett was in a wheelchair. That would be weird.
Forever Knight sucked vampire balls.
If i had X-Ray vision I'd use it to look inside peoples stomcahs to see who ate the last Twinkie.
When it rains Jesus is crying. When it snows, he ran out of Head & Shoulders.
There are 304 words on page 363 in my math book.
I know there isn't a god becuase George Lucas isn't dead. I know there's a Satan becuase Uwe Boll isn't either.
I stubbed my toe.
Time is fictonal thing. I only know this becuase I'm sitting across the table from Einstein. Shit, nevermind it's Walter Matthau. I'm going to go beat up Billy Bob Thorton with him.
You know what feels good? Sleep. You know what doesn't feel good? Sharp metal things in my eyeballs.
BANTHA ATTACK!
I feel like cutting down a tree in front of hippies.
Misty Mundae makes things tingle. Don't deney it.
I want to shave off Adam Sandlers eye brows.
Mountin Dew contains: Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Concentrated Orange Juice and Other Natural Flavors, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate (Presseves Freshness), Caffeine, Sodium Citrate, Gum Arabic, Erythorbic Acid (Presseves Freshness), Calcium Sisodium EDTA (to protect flavor), Bronidanted Vigetable Oil and Yellow 5.
If the penance stare could be transfered electronicly, you'd all be screwed.
Shiney rocks hurt my teeth.
What if Mormons are the right religion? Fuck.
I need green contacts, i could put them in and say "Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry."
I wanna spend 10 years on a mountain in Asia, go to New York and team up with an angry black man from Harlem.
Let's all go ot the movies.
My teacher would look gunny if her wig fell off.
Ultimite Mystique was a let down.
I'd love to sleep with Jean Grey. But i'm worried she'd kill me during sex or that she'd turn me into a shellfish that's allergic to cocaine.
Remember when everyone had pagers?
I'm glad i don't have a short attetion spa
Underpants.
My teacher thinks I'm working if i look up and smile every once and awhile.
Ever fart while sitting and your testicles tingle? I call it Ball-Tingle
English is my 2nd langue, i just don't remember Baby.
If Will was single and could give himslef oral, do you think he'd leave his room? I think he would. You know for food and other forms of liquid.
In brightest day and blackest night, No snack-food shall escape my sight. Power ring dectecting doughnuts.
When did Catman become a total badass?
One time i stole Baby Jesus out of his manger.
Fucking kangroos.
If a tomato attacks you remember... IT'S A FUCKING TOMATO!
I am a leaf in the wind watch how i fl
Will Smith gives cyborgs a bad name.
all of this was written between 9-10:30 am... I'm not responsible for my bored math antics.
Fucking math.