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[mikeismyname]

SeanTheBassman1: guy
woo hoo you rock: HMMM
SeanTheBassman1: I got fucking killer diarea
woo hoo you rock: HAHAHAHA
SeanTheBassman1: im pissing out of my ass
woo hoo you rock: from the hot dog and pop corn!?
SeanTheBassman1: I have no idea!
woo hoo you rock: hahahaha
woo hoo you rock: omg that sucks
SeanTheBassman1: I took butt plug pills
SeanTheBassman1: but Its crazy dude
woo hoo you rock: that rules
woo hoo you rock: it must make the best noise
SeanTheBassman1: its like im puking chocolite milk out of my ass
woo hoo you rock: does it spray?
SeanTheBassman1: IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN YOU PEE
SeanTheBassman1: yeah
woo hoo you rock: YES
woo hoo you rock: YES
woo hoo you rock: dude
SeanTheBassman1: the back of the toilet is ruined
woo hoo you rock: i bet the toilet paper rips like crazy
woo hoo you rock: damn
SeanTheBassman1: fuck that shit, moist wipes
SeanTheBassman1: only the best for my cheeks
woo hoo you rock: oooh lucky
woo hoo you rock: what color is it?
SeanTheBassman1: brown as fuck
woo hoo you rock: coffe pots, huh?
SeanTheBassman1: mmhmm
SeanTheBassman1: coffe bombs

and with that thought in my mind, i'm off to Pizza Hut.