She can only be, and experiment gone horribly right!
Five Iron Frenzy: Pre-Ex-Girlfriend
She's so cool it's almost eerie
She's so fine I lost all hope
Genetical testing
Something has gone wrong
She should get back in her cage before they find she's gone
She said she hated Kenny G
That girl is way too good for me
We'll break up before it starts
She'll only tear my world apart
Da na na na na na na na na
Chorus:
Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine
Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind
You might say she's everything
Just before everything goes wrong
She's sunshine and lightning
She pulls at my heartstrings
She's stunning and then she's gone
The intellect that girl has
She's saying death to false jazz
Like kryptonite to Superman
She's here to break my heart again
Da na na na na na na na na
Watch her on the floor tonight
Feel the crush she will incite
Spark of hope she will ignite
A beautiful sight
Softer than the lightest snows
Watch her as the moment slows
In my face the door will close
And there she goes
Guy: Oh, um, hi...
Girl: Hi.
Guy: I, um... look, I was across the room,
Girl: Uh-huh.
Guy: And then I looked over, and I saw you...
Girl: Yeah...?
Guy: And, um, I was wondering if...
Girl: Uh-huh...
Guy: Maybe you wanna do... uh... go do something?
Girl: Umm... no.
Chorus:
Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine
Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind
This song totally describes how I feel about Courtney, with just one little error: SHE HASN'T REJECTED ME!!!!!!! (Randomly does a little dance due to the sheer improbability that a creature of her magnificence has even decided to befriend me, let alone become my greatest friend, and soul-mate.)
She's so cool it's almost eerie
She's so fine I lost all hope
Genetical testing
Something has gone wrong
She should get back in her cage before they find she's gone
She said she hated Kenny G
That girl is way too good for me
We'll break up before it starts
She'll only tear my world apart
Da na na na na na na na na
Chorus:
Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine
Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind
You might say she's everything
Just before everything goes wrong
She's sunshine and lightning
She pulls at my heartstrings
She's stunning and then she's gone
The intellect that girl has
She's saying death to false jazz
Like kryptonite to Superman
She's here to break my heart again
Da na na na na na na na na
Watch her on the floor tonight
Feel the crush she will incite
Spark of hope she will ignite
A beautiful sight
Softer than the lightest snows
Watch her as the moment slows
In my face the door will close
And there she goes
Guy: Oh, um, hi...
Girl: Hi.
Guy: I, um... look, I was across the room,
Girl: Uh-huh.
Guy: And then I looked over, and I saw you...
Girl: Yeah...?
Guy: And, um, I was wondering if...
Girl: Uh-huh...
Guy: Maybe you wanna do... uh... go do something?
Girl: Umm... no.
Chorus:
Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine
Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind
This song totally describes how I feel about Courtney, with just one little error: SHE HASN'T REJECTED ME!!!!!!! (Randomly does a little dance due to the sheer improbability that a creature of her magnificence has even decided to befriend me, let alone become my greatest friend, and soul-mate.)