ranting and raving (not raveing like the glow stick shit....)
ok, here goes some much needed baggeg to be let out. for starters, whats the point of giving advice if no one takes it ya know? and if i go against what they are doing after telling them, then im the bad guy??? how does that work. cuz i mean i have not changed one bit cept give u advice that you asked for but choice not to except. i mean many of times i have offered my advice to people and it goes like this.......
mike: hey watch out cuz shit will happen
you: ok ill be carfull, but i still want to play with shit
mike: ok what ever just becarfull
you: aww mike i stepped in shit please help me
mike: mutha fucka i just told you shit would happen
you: i know i never listen ill listen next time
mike: ok cuz i wont help u next time
you: hey look its SHIT! LETS GO PLAY WITH IT!!!
so from now on, do what you will. anyone and everyone who knows me. my fountain of knowledge of wierd occurences is now closed. no more advice, no more stories, no more funny situations, no more nothing. cuz it does nothing for no one. its just filler in peoples lives. i was in a relationship for almost 3 years. and all i ever did was tell this girl to not do this, be carfull of that, what out for him, dont talk to her. and what did she do....all of the above. and wat happend, i broke up with her. and now im the bad guy cuz i didnt care????? sure whatever. ive noticed when my life gets good all of a sudden everyone says i dont care about them or thigns of that nature. so i guess i can either be happy, or have friends. either of the 2.
i also hate it when people need someone to latch on too. cant just be content with being lonely. i mean solitued is pretty nice once you accept it, but dont let it consume you. i know this girl who i was kinda talking too and she gave me the speil about being unhappy and that she wanted to work thigns out but now that i got someone she will jsut be sad and have to try to live life on with out me. now she is daiting this rich prep with a yacht who drinks and is a womanizer if i read her journal correctly. but when i was with her she said she hated preps and would never associate herself with someone who would drink. go to show you how strong lonely girls will is right? society has got us to belive that we cant go on by ourselves. no longer are there latch key kids, but latch key boyfriends, or latch key girlfriends. just need companion ship in some sort of fashion. i got some advice for that, buy a fucking gerbal or ferret. confide in them, but dotn get with an asshole for the sake of not being lonely. and this goes for all my friends, enemys, cats dogs who ever the fuck is reading this. im just tired of people in general telling me this. cuz they wont listen to me. im just gonna come right out and say it. im god, i know all and see all, just listen to exactly what i say and everything wil be all right k?
i hate it when fuckign people hand me money at work and put it on the counter when they can clearly see my hand waiting for it. fuck you ya fucking prick. u see my hand there, im sure if i said "give me a high five" you would. so why not pretend i did and just slap that cash in my hand. god fuck you people
i hate old people, you walk to slow, you smell funny and you cough on money and hand it too me. you also give me dirty looks and tell me "halloween is over!" when its fucking halloween day old bastard. i say to you old people, fucking die and get over it. all you have to look forward to is ur next meal and shit time. oh yeah and becoming a feast for worms and grubs.
i hate spencer gifts. god damn ive never worked in such a jewish owned company in my life. mutha fuka took away our 15 minute breaks down to 10. why you ask? jew. he dosnt put anything on sale anymore cuz "we need to do our jobs and suggest more items) how the hell are u suppose to suggest a fart machine to someone. "oh hey do u need a fart machine to go with that disco ball of light????!?!?" what the fuck. no one needs anything in that store. so please dont shop there. that and our owner bought a ton of jesus merchandise only to put it on clearence then tell us to box it up. not only did they crucify our lord but they put him on sale and boxed him up. god damn him!!!
i just hate everything and everyone. im a very bitter person who loves to hate and hates to love. fuck you and eat shit.
anti-mike
mike: hey watch out cuz shit will happen
you: ok ill be carfull, but i still want to play with shit
mike: ok what ever just becarfull
you: aww mike i stepped in shit please help me
mike: mutha fucka i just told you shit would happen
you: i know i never listen ill listen next time
mike: ok cuz i wont help u next time
you: hey look its SHIT! LETS GO PLAY WITH IT!!!
so from now on, do what you will. anyone and everyone who knows me. my fountain of knowledge of wierd occurences is now closed. no more advice, no more stories, no more funny situations, no more nothing. cuz it does nothing for no one. its just filler in peoples lives. i was in a relationship for almost 3 years. and all i ever did was tell this girl to not do this, be carfull of that, what out for him, dont talk to her. and what did she do....all of the above. and wat happend, i broke up with her. and now im the bad guy cuz i didnt care????? sure whatever. ive noticed when my life gets good all of a sudden everyone says i dont care about them or thigns of that nature. so i guess i can either be happy, or have friends. either of the 2.
i also hate it when people need someone to latch on too. cant just be content with being lonely. i mean solitued is pretty nice once you accept it, but dont let it consume you. i know this girl who i was kinda talking too and she gave me the speil about being unhappy and that she wanted to work thigns out but now that i got someone she will jsut be sad and have to try to live life on with out me. now she is daiting this rich prep with a yacht who drinks and is a womanizer if i read her journal correctly. but when i was with her she said she hated preps and would never associate herself with someone who would drink. go to show you how strong lonely girls will is right? society has got us to belive that we cant go on by ourselves. no longer are there latch key kids, but latch key boyfriends, or latch key girlfriends. just need companion ship in some sort of fashion. i got some advice for that, buy a fucking gerbal or ferret. confide in them, but dotn get with an asshole for the sake of not being lonely. and this goes for all my friends, enemys, cats dogs who ever the fuck is reading this. im just tired of people in general telling me this. cuz they wont listen to me. im just gonna come right out and say it. im god, i know all and see all, just listen to exactly what i say and everything wil be all right k?
i hate it when fuckign people hand me money at work and put it on the counter when they can clearly see my hand waiting for it. fuck you ya fucking prick. u see my hand there, im sure if i said "give me a high five" you would. so why not pretend i did and just slap that cash in my hand. god fuck you people
i hate old people, you walk to slow, you smell funny and you cough on money and hand it too me. you also give me dirty looks and tell me "halloween is over!" when its fucking halloween day old bastard. i say to you old people, fucking die and get over it. all you have to look forward to is ur next meal and shit time. oh yeah and becoming a feast for worms and grubs.
i hate spencer gifts. god damn ive never worked in such a jewish owned company in my life. mutha fuka took away our 15 minute breaks down to 10. why you ask? jew. he dosnt put anything on sale anymore cuz "we need to do our jobs and suggest more items) how the hell are u suppose to suggest a fart machine to someone. "oh hey do u need a fart machine to go with that disco ball of light????!?!?" what the fuck. no one needs anything in that store. so please dont shop there. that and our owner bought a ton of jesus merchandise only to put it on clearence then tell us to box it up. not only did they crucify our lord but they put him on sale and boxed him up. god damn him!!!
i just hate everything and everyone. im a very bitter person who loves to hate and hates to love. fuck you and eat shit.
anti-mike