top ten things mike hates
ok i havnt done one of these in ages. ive just been to lazy and now ive got enough material to rant about. ok so top 10 things i hate. and i dont want to get any hate mail or shit like that cuz u know what, fuck you and your mom. and your grandma if she is still alive, if she isnt....well thats what she gets for living in the ghetto.
letts begin.....
10. i cant stand fucking stand kids. goddammit get the fuck out of my store. i know ur not going to purchase anything. ur just gonna look around and try to steal shit from me. god dammit i fuckign hate you and your dog.
9. mexicans. yes they use to be number 10 and number 1 i belive. but god damn..since when did esse's learn about lakeline mall? i mean im at work then i hear "odalay holmes" or some spic shit like that. and im like "wtf????!?!?!" and i look around and its a fucking gang. i mean bloods and crips is one thing, but these wb's are wearing black people clothes. so im soooo totaly confused about that. but then there acting gangsta and shit with the walk and the maddogging. seriously, i heard one of them say "whys that esse maddogging me holmes" and i couldnt stop laughing. and he was like 3'1. short little punk. god damn, fuck you mexicans....get a job that dosnt envolve yard work or making more work cuz we gotta look after your god damn kids cuz a) you dont know when to fucking pull out. or b) you dont know what a condom is.
8. emo kids. god dammit! i hate yall. 2 times i got told "you got on emo pants mike" MUTHA FUCKERS! IVE BEEN DOING THIS SHIT SINCE 99' I MADE IT SAFE FOR YOU TO BEABLE TO WEAR GIRL PANTS AND MAKEUP. YOUD STILL BE RUNNING AROUND WEARING UR DAMN GERBAUDS AND LUCKY JEANS AND TOMMY SHIT IF IT WASNT FOR MY KIND. fucking emo kids swipped the tight fitting pants, swipped the make up, swipped the hair style. go fucking wash your hair. if ur gonna wear tight pants at least have a fat cock. if ur gonna wear make up, dont fucking by cheap ass shit or wear your moms. cuz chances are your moms an old cheap bitch who buys fucking mabalene or cover girl. GOD DAMN YOU EMO KIDS....TRENDS OVER K, LET IT GO. FUCK YOU AND DIE!!!
7. work. man i bust my ass only for my boss to change the perfection i do. i mean how do you think davinci would feel if someone told him "ya know what, i think this would look better like this" and they put a smiley face on his art. man id fuck that person in the ass and pour honey on his eyes and let dogs eat his brains out. i do all these displays at work so you the customer can go "wow thats new merchandise" when in fact its not i only moved it around and you think its new cuz your a dumb fuck! god dammit, die work, i fucking hate you!
6. fucking bitches who try to get me fired. 2 times some bitch has tried to get me fired. but im still there, im as constant as the northern star ya cunttard. you try to call corporate an get me fired, ha! try harder. that place couldnt run with out me. but i swear to god, if that bitch tries to get me fired one more time, its on. i dont play. you can mess with someones belongings or things of that nature. but when you mess with my family or my paper, your ass is mine. i will personaly make your life a living hell. so fuck you bitch whos trying to get me fired!!!!!! muahahah!!!!
5. god damn mexicans! i hate yall. i thank god everyday i was blessed with this ivory white skin. im kind of like blade the vampire hunter. i got all teh pluses of being mexican, and non of the faults. ha! fuck yo mexicans, i hate you!
4. people who hate u2. i mean come on. there the number 1 band in teh world right now. and you cant say there not cuz what rock n roll band is on top right now? yeah thought so. little bands like interpol, the strokes, the jerks, the dilly whillies, the sucka ma balls. all of those radio head type of bands. and i mean that as in the new band that sparks all this craze. kinda like coldplay. yeah more like coldstop. u2 is the band to hate, plain and simple. but you know damn well when they played with or with out you on that episode of friends you were singing along so fuck you ya u2 hater bastards!!!!!
3. remotely qued. fucker let me download your song. i know your jacking off to porn so fucking let me get the damn song. i need it more than you. i mean if you could see me then look at yourself youd go "damn antimike is pretty damn cool. i just suck. heres my music" and thats it. plain and simple.
2. updaiting myspace. dammit tom! i dont wanna play pac-man, i just want to check my goddamn email and make fun of people and do a 10 things i hate list. shit, fuck pac-man and his bitch ass wife. you know she had to fuck some of those ghost. and lets just get real, power pellets??? they got all fast and were able to eat ghost, wich were flashing and running none the less. yeah in my world thats called x. and i dont mean that nigga xhzibit. for some reason i see him as the kool-aid man. he busts through your wall and goes "oh yizeah! ima pimp yo ride nigga!"
1.FUCKING MEXICANS!!!!!!
letts begin.....
10. i cant stand fucking stand kids. goddammit get the fuck out of my store. i know ur not going to purchase anything. ur just gonna look around and try to steal shit from me. god dammit i fuckign hate you and your dog.
9. mexicans. yes they use to be number 10 and number 1 i belive. but god damn..since when did esse's learn about lakeline mall? i mean im at work then i hear "odalay holmes" or some spic shit like that. and im like "wtf????!?!?!" and i look around and its a fucking gang. i mean bloods and crips is one thing, but these wb's are wearing black people clothes. so im soooo totaly confused about that. but then there acting gangsta and shit with the walk and the maddogging. seriously, i heard one of them say "whys that esse maddogging me holmes" and i couldnt stop laughing. and he was like 3'1. short little punk. god damn, fuck you mexicans....get a job that dosnt envolve yard work or making more work cuz we gotta look after your god damn kids cuz a) you dont know when to fucking pull out. or b) you dont know what a condom is.
8. emo kids. god dammit! i hate yall. 2 times i got told "you got on emo pants mike" MUTHA FUCKERS! IVE BEEN DOING THIS SHIT SINCE 99' I MADE IT SAFE FOR YOU TO BEABLE TO WEAR GIRL PANTS AND MAKEUP. YOUD STILL BE RUNNING AROUND WEARING UR DAMN GERBAUDS AND LUCKY JEANS AND TOMMY SHIT IF IT WASNT FOR MY KIND. fucking emo kids swipped the tight fitting pants, swipped the make up, swipped the hair style. go fucking wash your hair. if ur gonna wear tight pants at least have a fat cock. if ur gonna wear make up, dont fucking by cheap ass shit or wear your moms. cuz chances are your moms an old cheap bitch who buys fucking mabalene or cover girl. GOD DAMN YOU EMO KIDS....TRENDS OVER K, LET IT GO. FUCK YOU AND DIE!!!
7. work. man i bust my ass only for my boss to change the perfection i do. i mean how do you think davinci would feel if someone told him "ya know what, i think this would look better like this" and they put a smiley face on his art. man id fuck that person in the ass and pour honey on his eyes and let dogs eat his brains out. i do all these displays at work so you the customer can go "wow thats new merchandise" when in fact its not i only moved it around and you think its new cuz your a dumb fuck! god dammit, die work, i fucking hate you!
6. fucking bitches who try to get me fired. 2 times some bitch has tried to get me fired. but im still there, im as constant as the northern star ya cunttard. you try to call corporate an get me fired, ha! try harder. that place couldnt run with out me. but i swear to god, if that bitch tries to get me fired one more time, its on. i dont play. you can mess with someones belongings or things of that nature. but when you mess with my family or my paper, your ass is mine. i will personaly make your life a living hell. so fuck you bitch whos trying to get me fired!!!!!! muahahah!!!!
5. god damn mexicans! i hate yall. i thank god everyday i was blessed with this ivory white skin. im kind of like blade the vampire hunter. i got all teh pluses of being mexican, and non of the faults. ha! fuck yo mexicans, i hate you!
4. people who hate u2. i mean come on. there the number 1 band in teh world right now. and you cant say there not cuz what rock n roll band is on top right now? yeah thought so. little bands like interpol, the strokes, the jerks, the dilly whillies, the sucka ma balls. all of those radio head type of bands. and i mean that as in the new band that sparks all this craze. kinda like coldplay. yeah more like coldstop. u2 is the band to hate, plain and simple. but you know damn well when they played with or with out you on that episode of friends you were singing along so fuck you ya u2 hater bastards!!!!!
3. remotely qued. fucker let me download your song. i know your jacking off to porn so fucking let me get the damn song. i need it more than you. i mean if you could see me then look at yourself youd go "damn antimike is pretty damn cool. i just suck. heres my music" and thats it. plain and simple.
2. updaiting myspace. dammit tom! i dont wanna play pac-man, i just want to check my goddamn email and make fun of people and do a 10 things i hate list. shit, fuck pac-man and his bitch ass wife. you know she had to fuck some of those ghost. and lets just get real, power pellets??? they got all fast and were able to eat ghost, wich were flashing and running none the less. yeah in my world thats called x. and i dont mean that nigga xhzibit. for some reason i see him as the kool-aid man. he busts through your wall and goes "oh yizeah! ima pimp yo ride nigga!"
1.FUCKING MEXICANS!!!!!!