It's a small world

Dec 20, 2008 13:34


So I'm browsing through this great land known as livejournal and I see the pic of someone I know.  So I click on his journal and see two entries about me...  HAHA....

The first entry;
"the plan was to meet up with goose and hit downtown. goose has a lot of doubts about the things i have mentioned about the community, so i just left the majority of the details out.

what furthered my reluctance to detail the methods, was that we would be meeting up with a buddy of his. a buddy whose description mean that running any formal game would be for not.

so we just went to a bar, had a few beers and chatted while we waited for goose's friend to show. the friend, i will call A, showed up with two other buddies and was immediately as goose had described.

what followed was two hours of the loudest and foulest talk bout gay sex that ended with a shouted version of the aristocrats that ended with a face full of 'raspberry sauce and vaginal wall lining'. needless to say, i was correct in my guess that approachin women would be completely impossible with this guy around.

the bright side is i laughed my ass off for several hours straight, more so when i saw peoples disgusted reactions to the pure filth that this man was spewing in the middle of the bar. he is also a rather big guy, and when women nudged their guys to A to shut up, the guys did nothing.

around midnight A and his two buddies left and that left goose and i with about 1.5 hours to hunt down some targets to approach. a time that is reached by calculating in the half hour it took us to search out my car after we forgot where i parked."

The second entry;
"goose said that he and several of his friends were heading out to a karaoke bar and invited me along. i threw on the outfit that gets the worst response from guys, and the absolute BEST response from women, and headed out.

i showed up at the bar and as i am becoming accustomed to, all heads turned as i entered. i forgot the smile rule and just made my way to goose's table.

shortly after i arrived, 'A' arrived. 'A' happens to be the same loud and horribly profane individual from a couple weekends ago. Honestly, the guy cracks me the fuck up. despite the difficulty in progressing my social goals, the guy is definitely amiable. I have ideas on how i can work a scene when he is present, but i need to verify whether it will work or not. garnering attention in the presence of such a charismatic AMOG is a challenge i look forward to.

'A' said one of the most amazingly AMOG things i have ever witnessed. Unfortunately for him it didnt work, but it was still hilarious. The waitress mentioned that her neighborhood was a bunch of trailer trash and 'A' blurted out: "Thats amazing! I'm moving INTO a trailer park! WE SHOULD FUCK!!!"

She laughed loudly, and I'm still laughing."

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