PROTIP: You Have to Recharge Your Phone More Than Once

[mike_smith]

I went toy shopping with my parents this afternoon, since my niece is turning one in a few days. They started looking at slides, and this led to my dad calling my sister-in-law to discuss the size and features of the various slides available at Toys-R-Us. Call me dumb, but I'm pretty sure this isn't a complex decision. Kids like slides, this one

Comments

[jim_smith]

You left out the part where you told me they were being jerks about the whole thing and I seriously considered withholding the information to teach them a lesson. Except I want Charlotte and Emily to get a cool slide.

[mike_smith]

I had to revise facts to preserve the narrative flow, like how President Obama invented a composite girlfriend.

[trishalynn]

I've solved part of this problem by memorizing just my parents' number and my boyfriend's number. My sister can go hang, because I'm not likely to need to call her if I'm in a situation where I don't have my phone with me. And besides, she never answers the home phone anyway.