Instant Death

[mike_smith]

Jim was telling me about this thing where all these Snape fangirls started seeing Snape in their dreams or something, and started forming some sort of cult about it. Or something. I'm sure he tells it better than I do. The whole thing's on fandom_wank, which I don't read a whole lot because everyone talks like the Smurfs over there, and I have

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[kirabana]

do Order of the Phoenix.

it's better, i swear.

and i love fandom_wank, that chick is clearly nuts

[merenwen_81]

If you want him to read more, you have to use reverse psychology.[/loud stage whisper]

Mike, OOtP really sucks and you shouldn't touch it with a long stick.

I officially don't get f_w. I'm sorry, but those people just aren't half as witty as they think they are. Half the time they're just un-necessarily mean though I do admit the Snape-worshippers are in need of some tough love.

[jim_smith]

I think Mike's line about hating f_w is meant to originate from Our Heavenly Father Snape. Which is consistent with his formal declaration that his dreamscape wives are forbidden to post there.

I'm sorry, but those people just aren't half as witty as they think they are.

I usually agree, but for me the main attraction isn't the witty banter--it's the pure WTF, which they deliver in massive quantities.

[kirabana]

oh right, sorry. Mike the book blows.

that whole snape thread was hilarious. f_w is the best. how esle would i have known about Msscribe, Cassandra Claire, or Usagi Kou?

[dv8nation]

I thought OotP was the worst of the book, with Harry acting like a total ass non-stop. Only Luna Lovegood made me like that book. Though the fight at the end was pretty good.