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Instant Death

Nov 01, 2006 19:52

Jim was telling me about this thing where all these Snape fangirls started seeing Snape in their dreams or something, and started forming some sort of cult about it. Or something. I'm sure he tells it better than I do. The whole thing's on fandom_wank, which I don't read a whole lot because everyone talks like the Smurfs over there, and I have ( Read more... )

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grapefruitzzz November 2 2006, 01:56:34 UTC

OK, I give up. What is Tenchi Muyo and where do I download it?

"It made all the difference in the world, Harry. You helped uncover the truth. You saved an innocent man from a terrible fate."
OK, I call bullcrap.

Completely. Dumbledore is a lying sack of crap and always has been.

The really strange thing is that I agree with most of your review and yet still think there's something compelling in the franchise. Maybe she'd be best off writing a long-running TV series because she can definitely do character and setting.

do 'goblet of fire' you know you want to. think of all the girls you can impress at conventions.

mike_smith November 2 2006, 02:18:13 UTC

OK, I give up. What is Tenchi Muyo and where do I download it?

As far as I know, you don't download it. But I'm not well-versed in that sort of thing.

As to the other, TM! is an anime franchise started up in 1992. Originally a six-episode story arc straight to video, the popularity of the show has given rise to fourteen additional episodes, two television series, three feature films, a spinoff series, and a comic book. There's also some novels, but I don't know anything about them.

The continuity shifts a little from one medium to the next, but generally the plot revolves around an unassuming boy, Tenchi Masaki, who encounters various alien women who all wanna jump his bones to some extent. They end up living together, occasionally fighting crime, matchmaking, or just experiencing the nuances of Japanese culture for the first time.

The rating system I've been using since Half-Blood Prince features two screencaps from the series. Tenchi's alien grandmother Airi meets him for the first time, and expresses distaste for the ( ... )

grapefruitzzz November 9 2006, 19:14:08 UTC

That's quite a franchise empire for a series I haven't heard of. I do like stories about aliens discovering Earth customs. Airi Masaki seems quite fierce, because that was some serious slappage.

Obligatory Jim Answer. mike_smith November 2 2006, 02:21:54 UTC

OK, I give up. What is Tenchi Muyo and where do I download it?

[jim]Duh, it's some titty show that Mike jerks off to, because he has poop where his brain goes. Everyone has dumb names like Gagashoopoo, and it's retarded. COBOL XML SQL.[/jim]

There. Think of all the time I've saved him. Not that he'll appreciate it.

Re: Obligatory Jim Answer. tekalynn November 2 2006, 02:40:53 UTC

Brotherly love. How sweet it is.

Re: Obligatory Jim Answer. jim_smith November 2 2006, 02:50:40 UTC

You forgot "intensely boring."

Re: Obligatory Jim Answer. mike_smith November 2 2006, 02:58:09 UTC

I said "COBOL". I thought that was some North Central Illinois dialect for "mind-numbingly dull".

Re: Obligatory Jim Answer. jim_smith November 2 2006, 03:12:46 UTC

PROCEDURE DIVISION.
100-BITE-EVERY-INCH-OF-ME.
MOVE YOUR-HEAD TO UP-MY-BUTT USING THIS-CHAIR.
STOP RUN.

Re: Obligatory Jim Answer. grapefruitzzz November 9 2006, 19:14:31 UTC

Hee hee hee. You two are so cute together.

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