I think what I really love about these reviews is that you're going through the mental throught process that I didn't go through because I normally race through these books to get the plot down first before going back to re-read for details. Thank you for supporting the scientific process!
I don't understand why everyone says POA is the best book when Ootp (good ol' numbah five) clearly had the best writing. And all kinds of subtext, which is what all the fans are really in it for anyway. Right?
MIKE! MIKE! BATMAN IS IN THE FIFTH BOOK. AS A SNAKE. AND HE TOTALLY OWNS ONE OF THE ANNOYING CHARACTERS. AND. SUPERMAN IS IN IT. AND AT THE END OF THE BOOK HE SAVES EVERYONE FROM A CRASHING JETLINER.
And also Robin! Because Robin is the best thing that ever happened to DC. And, uh. There's subtext. And Snape is cool.
Thank you for pointing out the problems inherent in the third person limited Harry-POV writing. I think that was why I liked the second chapter of book 6 (besides the fact that it gave me a break from being inside Harry's idiotic head.)
Oh, and there is a House Cup and a Quidditch Cup. Different things. Gryffindor tends to win the House Cup because Dumbledore gives them free points for bravery and shit, thus depriving the Cup from the house that actually deserved it.
Oh, the House Cup is just the award for whoever has the most of those stupid style points they give out during the year. Well, that's dumb. A pizza party would surely make a better incentive.
Yeah, that's probably it. There were a couple on the site, but featuring some other dumb kid doing it. I was gonna reply with a YTMND of gratitude, but when I type in "thank you" on the search engine, I get no hits. Very telling.
Now I feel like making a spinoff where Harry pits Expecto Patronum against Vegeta's Final Flash.
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And also Robin! Because Robin is the best thing that ever happened to DC. And, uh. There's subtext. And Snape is cool.
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Oh, and there is a House Cup and a Quidditch Cup. Different things. Gryffindor tends to win the House Cup because Dumbledore gives them free points for bravery and shit, thus depriving the Cup from the house that actually deserved it.
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Now I feel like making a spinoff where Harry pits Expecto Patronum against Vegeta's Final Flash.
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And sure, a spinoff would be fun...
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Seeing your crappy-ass fandom and Brucha's crappy-ass fandom beat the hell out of each other would definitely get a 5 from me.
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