And Me.

[mike_smith]

And so concludes my Labor Day Weekend of reviewing this lousy book. Doing these things once a day is kind of rough, but it's worth it to get to the halfway point in a little over a month.

Comments

[jim_smith]

OK, confession time. I paid them all to endorse the worst book so you'd be stuck reading it.

Yes, I've done far worse than kill you, Mike. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on...hurting you. I shall leave you marooned for all eternity at the middle of a crummy book. Buried alive. Buried aliiiiive.

[mike_smith]

JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM! JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!

[jim_smith]

Goodbye, Mike. Oh, and don't count on Rowling. She can't move the story along. Her next act will be to blow all remaining interest out of the heavens.

(Though seriously, I'd rather be marooned *there* than on, say, Ceti Alpha V?)

[tekalynn]

So does Mike get flobberworms crawling in his ear?

(Eww.)

[seductivedark]

Hey. He didn't pay me a dime. Of course, I didn't endorse it as the best book of the series, either.

[tekalynn]

Pay up, stingy bastard. Hmph.

[seductivedark]

I'm open to endorsing book 2, for the right price. Will endorse book 5 if a private island is thrown in.

[mike_smith]

At this point, I'm seriously beginning to thing Five is the best one, simply because everyone else hates it so much. Either that or it's some kind of black hole of suck, because I can't imagine it getting much duller than this. Maybe if Rowling wrote in 1337-speak.

[rubyd]

Read book number 1 and call it a day.

[tekalynn]

NOTHING HAPPENS IN FIVE EXCEPT FOR A LOT OF CAPSLOCK PSYCHO-HARRY YELLING AT EVERYONE 'CAUSE HE'S A DUMBASS.

There. And reading the whole book is like that. Owie.

[rubyd]

This book is shorter, and you will suffer for far time, but no more than you subject yourself to by actually reading it.

[rubyd]

*far less