Reading Comprehension: Nonexistent.
Why does the one guy have a booger hanging out of his nose?
We've allowed several versions of answers, and made leeway for typos, possible different spellings, and possible different answers.
Question 1. What is the name of the village in which Harry's parents lived?
You wrote: Upinya
Question 2. Who is the head of Gryffindor house during the time the books are set?
You wrote: Superman
Question 3. What is the Weasley home called?
You answered correctly: The Burrow
Question 4. Who delivers Harry's acceptance to Hogwarts letter?
You wrote: Mr. McFeely
Question 5. What is the birth name of Slytherin's last remaining heir?
You answered correctly: Tom Marvolo Riddle
Question 6. What is Harry's cousin's name?
You answered correctly: Dudley Dursley
Question 7. What is the name of Harry's first-ever friend?
You answered correctly: Ron Weasley
Question 8. Who is Harry's godfather?
You answered correctly: Sirius Black
Question 9. Who is the TriWizard Champion from Bulgaria?
You wrote: The Great Cornholio
Question 10. Who is the Minister for Magic for the first five books?
You answered correctly: Cornelius Fudge
Question 11. What does Harry ride to school in his second year (be specific)?
You wrote: A golden llama powered by rockets and the sum total of love of all mankind made manifest. His name is Skippy.
Question 12. What was Ron's rat's name?
You wrote: Dinner
Question 13. What is Hermione's cat's name?
You wrote: Super Cat From the Year 9000
Question 14. Who, besides Harry, represents Hogwarts in the TriWizard Tournament?
The correct answer was: Cedric Diggory. You wrote: The Scooby Doobies team, from the Laff-o-lympics.
Question 15. Who is Gryffindor Quidditch captain in the fifth book?
You wrote: Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise. Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
Question 16. What house is Luna Lovegood in?
You wrote: The nuthouse
Question 17. What position did Cho Chang play on the Ravenclaw Quidditch team?
You wrote: Catcher
Question 18. What is the name of the plant that restores Petrified people?
You wrote: Marajuana
Question 19. Whose award did Ron belch slugs all over?
You wrote: The dad from "A Christmas Story"
Question 20. What was Tom Riddle's mother's name?
You wrote: Dammit, I read this stupid book and now I don't even remember.
Question 21. Who killed Cedric Diggory?
You wrote: Colonel Mustard, in the Kitchen, with the Revolver.
Question 22. Who caused Sirius's death?
You answered correctly: Bellatrix Lestrange
Question 23. Who is Hagrid's half-brother?
You wrote: That stupid giant or whatever the hell he is.
Question 24. Who teaches Potions in the sixth book?
You answered correctly: Horace Slughorn
Question 25. Who is Lily's sister?
You wrote: Kid Vulcan
Question 26. What did Fred suggest the D.A. name themselves?
You wrote: Something stupid, because it's Fred.
Question 27. Which Weasleys wear eyeglasses?
You wrote: Only one: "Booter" Weasley
Question 28. Who put nifflers in Dolores Umbridge's office?
You wrote: I did. And I'm glad I did it, too.
Question 29. What are Molly Weasley's brothers's first names?
You wrote: "Who" and "Cares"
Question 30. What does Ron leave behind in his Apparition test, that causes him to fail?
You wrote: His eyebrow
Question 31. What color are a Thestral's eyes?
You wrote: Burnt sienna
Question 32. What bears the sign: "Caution: Do Not Touch. Cursed - Has Claimed the Lives of Nineteen Muggle Owners to Date"?
You wrote: The Ark of the Covenant
Question 33. Which Skiving Snackbox item gave the twins boils?
You wrote: A jar full of boil-causing viruses.
Question 34. Which Divination book did Harry use during his third year?
You wrote: Divination for Colossal Idiots Who Inexplicably Become the Main Character in an Overrated Series of Children's Novels. 3rd. edition
Question 35. What is the first obstacle Harry encounters in the maze?
You wrote: Blinky.
Question 36. How many months does it take to brew Felix Felicis?
You wrote: I dunno, like six or something.
Question 37. How many points did Snape take from Harry during their first potions lesson together?
You wrote: I dunno, like six or something.
Question 38. What is the first spell Moody used on the spider in the Defense Against the Dark Arts class?
You wrote: Waddedup Tissuepaperus
Question 39. What type of dragon did Cedric fight?
You wrote: One of those paper mache ones with like twenty Chinese guys inside. Like you see at parades.
Question 40. What animal did Hagrid show the third-years in their first Care of Magical Creatures class?
You wrote: Mr. Snuffleupagus
Question 41. What did Hermione use on her hair for the Yule Ball?
You wrote: Shampoo
Question 42. Name the Lockhart book which deals with a fear of Seamus Finnigan's
You wrote: An Illustrated History of Sock Puppets
Question 43. How many O.W.L.s did Harry get an "Acceptable" or better grade on?
You wrote: 311
Question 44. What's at the core of Harry's wand?
You wrote: Metallic hydrogen. Wait, I'm sorry, I thought you said "Jupiter"
Question 45. Who made Viktor Krum's wand?
You wrote: Man-at-Arms
Question 46. What vault was the Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone in?
You wrote: Scrooge McDuck's
Question 47. Which Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher wears a lot of pink?
You wrote: Severus Snape, but only when they're holding Gay Days at DisneyWorld.
Question 48. What did students feed the flobberworms?
You wrote: Oh, you're making that up...
Question 49. What spell did Lupin use on Peeves?
You wrote: He turned him into a really annoying midget that jumps around being a pain in the ass. No one noticed.
Question 50. What did Harry use to save Ron from being poisoned?
The correct answer was: A Bezoar. You wrote: A beazoar
Question 51. The twins bet 37 Galleons, 15 Sickles and how many knuts on the world cup?
You wrote: Lexicon Steve can kiss my ass.
Question 52. Who did Harry see waltzing around the Room of Requirement in a dream?
You wrote: Fabio
Question 53. What book did Hermione read in the Room of Requirement?
You wrote: Forward the Foundation. Well, she should have been, anyway.
Question 54. Who is not one of the people Karkaroff named as a Death Eater - Rookwood, Crouch, Mulciber, Travers or Snape?
You wrote: Snape, because that's what passes for irony in these books.
Question 55. Who does the Ministry think killed Amelia Bones?
You answered correctly: Voldemort
Question 56. What book did Hermione read so fast her eyes appeared blurred?
The correct answer was: Achievements in Charming. You wrote: Spaceballs: The Book
Question 57. What color eyes do bowtruckles have?
You wrote: Burnt sienna
Question 58. What time did the portkey arrive to take Harry and the Weasleys to the World Cup?
You wrote: Half past who gives a crap.
Question 59. What color did Voldemort's potion turn when Wormtail added his hand to it?
You wrote: Wormtail? That's a Lord of the Rings guy, dammit!
Question 60. What does Ron suggest Harry really drank when he took the Felix Felicis?
You wrote: Colt 45
Question 61. Who was the Minister for Magic before Cornelius Fudge?
You wrote: Some Guy
Question 62. Who started the Black family tradition of beheading house elves?
You wrote: Jack Black
Question 63. What was the second wand Harry tried in Ollivander's made of?
You wrote: Plutonium
Question 64. Which of Jupiter's moon did Ron have down as biggest in his Astronomy essay?
You wrote: Titan, because Ron's a f*cktard
Question 65. What creature, according to Luna, is invisible, floats in through your ears and makes your brain go fuzzy?
You wrote: Elephants
Question 66. Which of Dumbledore's middle names does he share with a Weasley?
You wrote: Cool Mo D
Question 67. How many times did it take Harry to throw off the Imperius curse in DADA class?
You wrote: 69
Question 68. Name the centaur whose name means "a cause of harm, ruin or death."
You wrote: Pathogen
Question 69. Jobberknoll feathers are key ingredients in what type of potions?
You wrote: Manhattan Iced Tea
Question 70. What are Dumbledore's hobbies?
You wrote: Tending birds' nest in beard, stamp collection, LSD and plenty of it.
Question 71. What color were Lockhart's robes in Flourish and Blotts (be specific)?
You wrote: All right, I specifically don't give a rat's ass.
Question 72. What book is used in Divination to interpret dreams?
You wrote: The Kama-Sutra
Question 73. On which floor is Vernon's office at Grunnings located?
You wrote: Vernon? That's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles guy, dammit!
Question 74. What kind of broom does Cho fly?
You wrote: The stupid kind
Question 75. What is the name of the junior minister that gets taken to St. Mungo's for quacking like a duck?
You wrote: Minister Donald Duck. Tragic, but he did kind of bring it on himself.
Question 76. Who is the healer in charge of the Dangerous Dai Llewellyn Ward of St. Mungo's (last name is fine)?
You wrote: Who the hell is this asshole I'm looking at on the title graphic, anyway?
Question 77. What type of wood is the handle of Ron's broom?
You wrote: dead wood
Question 78. Where and when was dragon breeding banned?
You wrote: Versailles, France. November 11, 1918
Question 79. How many points did Hufflepuff score in Ginny's first quidditch match?
You wrote: 2,111,908,674,375,100,013.296
Question 80. What was the name of the woman with whom Tom Riddle Sr. rode in a carriage near the Gaunt home?
You wrote: Pamela Anderson
Question 81. What potion was Harry making when Umbridge inspected Snape's class?
You wrote: Love Potion #9
Question 82. What did Luna say was responsible for Zacharias Smith's failure to maintain the Quaffle in book six?
You wrote: The Freemasons
Question 83. Where is the Railview Hotel?
You wrote: Bonerland
Question 84. Who was selling powdered dragon claw?
You wrote: Fu Manchu
Question 85. Which of these things has not been found in the pockets of Hagrid's coat: moldy dog biscuits, peppermint humbugs, slug pellets, Muggle money, string, mulled mead, a kettle, knuts, letters, an owl.
You wrote: A copy of the Wall Street Journal
Question 86. At what hour does Dumbledore arrive at the Dursleys at the beginning of book six?
You answered correctly: 11 p.m.
Question 87. What is the MoM Classification for a Glumbumble
You wrote: Glum-whaa?
Question 88. What was served for dessert Harry's first night at Grimmauld Place?
You wrote: Chili made from his dead parents.
Question 89. What color were the Hungarian Horntail's eyes?
You wrote: Burnt sienna
Question 90. Who lives at 2 Laburnum Gardens, Clapham?
You wrote: The Shadow Knows
Question 91. What kind of tart does Ron try and tempt Hermione with when she refuses to eat?
You wrote: Darth Vader Lavaberry
Question 92. What is the password to Gryffindor tower when Ron and Harry return from the Christmas break in their sixth year?
You wrote: Ruby Bliels
Question 93. Fill in the blank: Hermione's original name for S.P.E.W was "Stop the Outrageous Abuse of Our Fellow Megical Creatures and ________ for a Change in their Legal Status."
You wrote: Hermione Sucks
Question 94. Who is the author of Home Life and Social Habits of British Muggles?
You wrote: I don't know, but I want to punch him in the face.
Question 95. Who is the first person to deliver Harry a letter from Dumbledore during sixth year?
You wrote: Ginny
Question 96. How many times does Harry visit the Mirror of Erised before it's moved?
You wrote: Pi
Question 97. What is Hagrid's wand made of and how long is it?
You wrote: That's the dirtiest, filfthiest question ever.
Question 98. In what year were the Holyhead Harpies founded?
You wrote: 586 B.C. Right after the fall of Jerusalem
Question 99. How many girls asked Harry to the Yule Ball?
You wrote: Avagadro's Number
Question 100. How much does Tom Riddle say Mr. Burke will pay for Hepzibah Smith's goblin-made armor?
You wrote: Look, he killed her, so it hardly matters.