Boom-chicka-boom-boom-boom.
Patton's back with another installment in fun things to do with spray cheeze and wax paper. We find the purveyor of truth, justice and carnal sins in a cheap L.A. hotel room with a blonde from some bar that I got lost in. He spreads out the wax paper. He covers it with the artificial cheese product. Blonde rolls around in it. He licks it off of her until his tongue gets tired, which was two hours and 48 minutes. He was outta there faster than prunes through your grandma before she woke up.
I'm supposed to whip together a little wonder of music knowledge that'll make Lucy Liu cream her sexy jeans, but I'm too stoned right now and caught up in calling Gein all night and hanging up on him. He has such a sexy man voice and I can't help myself. What's a Boy Scout to do?
The best I can come up with is Eldritch is a pussy dick and should be drop kicked out on his ass. Have you heard from him lately? I sure as fuckin' holy hell haven't. The best thing to come out of his mouth is SoM and Mission U.K. Mission U.K. came about only for Eldritch being such a cock that his bandmate couldn't take his shit anymore and split. SSV and Sisterhood are undergound Gothy Holy Grails at best. If you can get your hands on one, they'll be worth something when someone either shoots him or he hangs himself to be like everyone else. SoM is about as original as hearing Dark Entries in any Goth club anywhere in the world on a Saturday night when some kid that calls himself Vlad goes "old school". Play some FNM, you little shits!
I'm really fucking bored and stoned right now. Who's going to ring-uh-ding-dang my bell to teach me some new tricks? I already know how to play dead and make shadow puppets with body parts. New stimulation is much needed. I might even get AIM one of these days when I have nothing better to do.
Boom-chicka-bam-bam-bam. I think Reznor's gotta crush on Liu and Deftones need to put some new shat out for me to play on the ol' Stairmaster. I don't own one of those fuckin' things, but it sounded sweet. I'm off to rummage through the fridge for the rest of that fruit cake.
New shit- Sneaking onto people's balconies and being a Peeping Tom paid off finally. Chicks love perverts.
Lots more new shit- 6 songs are done for the new album. Comfort System's what it's called. You heard it straight from the horse's ass's mouth, party people. I'm releasing Peeping Tom on my own label this year.. if I ever finish it. Fantomas is hitting the road in March to support Delerium Cordia. Come see me rock out with my cock out. Not really out. More like in my pants with my hands in my pants sort of out.
I'm supposed to whip together a little wonder of music knowledge that'll make Lucy Liu cream her sexy jeans, but I'm too stoned right now and caught up in calling Gein all night and hanging up on him. He has such a sexy man voice and I can't help myself. What's a Boy Scout to do?
The best I can come up with is Eldritch is a pussy dick and should be drop kicked out on his ass. Have you heard from him lately? I sure as fuckin' holy hell haven't. The best thing to come out of his mouth is SoM and Mission U.K. Mission U.K. came about only for Eldritch being such a cock that his bandmate couldn't take his shit anymore and split. SSV and Sisterhood are undergound Gothy Holy Grails at best. If you can get your hands on one, they'll be worth something when someone either shoots him or he hangs himself to be like everyone else. SoM is about as original as hearing Dark Entries in any Goth club anywhere in the world on a Saturday night when some kid that calls himself Vlad goes "old school". Play some FNM, you little shits!
I'm really fucking bored and stoned right now. Who's going to ring-uh-ding-dang my bell to teach me some new tricks? I already know how to play dead and make shadow puppets with body parts. New stimulation is much needed. I might even get AIM one of these days when I have nothing better to do.
Boom-chicka-bam-bam-bam. I think Reznor's gotta crush on Liu and Deftones need to put some new shat out for me to play on the ol' Stairmaster. I don't own one of those fuckin' things, but it sounded sweet. I'm off to rummage through the fridge for the rest of that fruit cake.
New shit- Sneaking onto people's balconies and being a Peeping Tom paid off finally. Chicks love perverts.
Lots more new shit- 6 songs are done for the new album. Comfort System's what it's called. You heard it straight from the horse's ass's mouth, party people. I'm releasing Peeping Tom on my own label this year.. if I ever finish it. Fantomas is hitting the road in March to support Delerium Cordia. Come see me rock out with my cock out. Not really out. More like in my pants with my hands in my pants sort of out.