Dec 15, 2007 17:29
Hello sirs! I'm stuffed full of holiday spirit, sirs! I learned recently that nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a sack full of fresh, juicy oranges, sirs! So this year I'm sending out bags of oranges to all my friends!
I'll be sending a bag each to the following people, and they should be getting them by Christmas, sirs!
-Mommy and Daddy Meekins! I'll be visiting soon, sirs!
-Mr. Atmey, for being such a great mentor, sir! I'm trying hard to do you proud, sir!
-Ms. Starr, for b-being so... umm... l-lovely, s-s-sir...!
-Mr. Wright, as a sign of peace and good will, sir! (Please don't hurt me, sir!)
-Mr. Gavin (Klavier), for being so helpful, sir! I'll try to follow all your advice, sir!
-Mr. Engarde, a second shipment, for helping him to spread even more holiday cheer! Keep it up, sir!
-Mr. Edgeworth, for his kind advice! I managed to go through a door without getting my tie stuck for once, sir! It made me really happy, sir!
-Mr. Gumshoe, for being a great friend and amazing hero, sir! Someday I hope I'll be a famous detective like you, sir!
-Mr. von Karma, so he has something to eat other than me, sir...
-Mr. Marshall, for offering to give me valuable tips on how to be a great detective, sir!
-Ms. Fey (Maya), for warning me about the dangers of evil turkey spirits! I'll be more careful the next time I have turkey dinner, sir!
-Mr. Grossberg, in case he's getting tired of lemons, sir!
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, SIRS! I used up the last of my cash, sirs, but it's worth it!
((I'm going to be offline until the 23rd or 24th, so Oldbag and Meekins won't be posting or replying to anything until then. Bye everyone!))
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