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[mike_haines_ams]

I Wake up and walk downstairs to get a drink.
Dad's left for FL..ok
I Opened the fridge, looked at the top shelf, and saw the biggest wine bottle in house. Opened and half empty.

My mom rocks

I wrote her a post-it and stuck it on the top shelf that said:
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ALCOHOL
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-ONLY-
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LEVEL
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