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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I killed carla_denyer (-10 points). In February I licked nfunnell's nipples and damned well enjoyed it (-5 points). In May I didn't flush (-1 points). In October I set becky_scott's Jake dog on fire (-66 points). In July I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and beat them to death with on of those things you use to seperate out your food from the persons in front of you(-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-90 points). For Christmas I deserve WORLD DOMINATION!
Sincerely,
mike_evans