mannn i busted my ass...
so today i had this job that i sold, this guy i happened to bump in to "hank", he was an old pal o'mine from way back when i worked at mcdonalds. me and him got in so much fuckin shit there, we ate apple pies until i shit my pants, and talked to hottt broads all day through the fuckin drive through speaker. anyways, he asked me what i was doing and i told him about my awwwwesome business, and he wants me to lay some sod fer em'. so what im gonna do is cruise over to his palace, and set some stuff up for him, im not sure if you all know but i just fired this guy george who was my co-worker, he was always drinkin on the job, and thats just too far over the top, i mean yard is fine, but drinking on the job, thats just unprofessional.
i dunno what im gonna do tonight, i wonder whats for dinner. i busted my ass today, i cant wait to sit down and eat, smoke a couple cigarettes, take a big fat shit, and smoke a joint. i woke up around four in the morning and had to take a piss, but for some reason when i got up i went to the bathroom in the hallway instead of the one in my room. but to make a long story short i ended up pissing all over the floor, i think it was because i jerked off before i fell asleep, and some of my special sauce (wink wink) mustve dried inside, and when i started to piss it just went every which way. fuckin A.
mega mike
i dunno what im gonna do tonight, i wonder whats for dinner. i busted my ass today, i cant wait to sit down and eat, smoke a couple cigarettes, take a big fat shit, and smoke a joint. i woke up around four in the morning and had to take a piss, but for some reason when i got up i went to the bathroom in the hallway instead of the one in my room. but to make a long story short i ended up pissing all over the floor, i think it was because i jerked off before i fell asleep, and some of my special sauce (wink wink) mustve dried inside, and when i started to piss it just went every which way. fuckin A.
mega mike