Mocks

[mike_claw]

Its fucking stupid. People are getting all worked up about bloody exams that don't mean a sodding thing. Alright, so I can see how the Gryffindors and Slytherins might be nervous - they dont have the intellectual capacity of us Ravenclaws. And the Hufflepuffs are so stupid, they should be worried

Comments

[quoth_lisa]

This is one of those times when I doubt your intelligence, Michael.

[oirish_jigger]

I've always doubted it myself Lisa!

[mike_claw]

You. Fuck off. Now.

[oirish_jigger]

So scared Corner! So scared.

[mike_claw]

Yu should be.

[oirish_jigger]

Please start using a dictionary. It isn't Yu, it's YOU. For all that you say you're a Ravenclaw!

[mike_claw]

Why?

[quoth_lisa]

You honestly believe that you will pass every exam with top marks without doing any work?

That is not an intelligent attitude.

[mike_claw]

It's worked before, Lisa. Why not now?

[quoth_lisa]

One never knows when things might change.

[mike_claw]

True. But ya cant go round always thinking things are gonna change.

[quoth_lisa]

Why not? Why not be prepared for change? That way, there isn't a shock or extreme switch.

[mike_claw]

Cos if yu were always prepared for change ud neva live yur life. Ud just be waiting for it to change again.

[quoth_lisa]

It's how I've lived my whole life. Nothing is stable for me.

[mike_claw]

Nothing?

[quoth_lisa]

Nothing.

Anything can be taken away at any moment.

But that doesn't matter.