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What could be better than being with Julie Vaccaro for a year and a half?
Nothing.
Well, unless if I was a Transformer. That'd be fuckin' insane.
Like, I wouldn't turn from a car or a plane into a robot. I'd still be human, but I'd turn into a jackhammer from human form. I could see it now: first, my head would go all crazy-like and be the handles on the jackhammer. My body, naturally, would form the shaft of the jackhammer. My [CENSORED] would [CENSORED] to make the plug ('cause all jackhammers need plugs, except mine would plug into a nuclear reactor, so I would NEVER turn off. My feet would turn into these sick drills, and form some fucking HUGE mega-drill. It'd be a Mega-Hyper-Drill or something.
Then I'd need some low-wage worker to operate me. By low-wage worker I mean HOT BABE.
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I love you Julie!
-Mike
Nothing.
Well, unless if I was a Transformer. That'd be fuckin' insane.
Like, I wouldn't turn from a car or a plane into a robot. I'd still be human, but I'd turn into a jackhammer from human form. I could see it now: first, my head would go all crazy-like and be the handles on the jackhammer. My body, naturally, would form the shaft of the jackhammer. My [CENSORED] would [CENSORED] to make the plug ('cause all jackhammers need plugs, except mine would plug into a nuclear reactor, so I would NEVER turn off. My feet would turn into these sick drills, and form some fucking HUGE mega-drill. It'd be a Mega-Hyper-Drill or something.
Then I'd need some low-wage worker to operate me. By low-wage worker I mean HOT BABE.
...
I love you Julie!
-Mike