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Once there was a goat who always licked banana splits. He likes all Mike's women! But Mike doesn't care. So one morning the goat stomped on Mike's penis. Mike moaned forever. THE END
Sarah isn't ugly. But her toes look like testicles. Someday she wishes that they would grow. However, they said "Sarah, you are too enormously tall and gay." Sarah frowned like a clown on acid. So she lit her butthair on fyar. Mike rescued her butthair by throwing his brother into a tub. Unfortunately, Mike never found Sarah's butt because he feared one mighty razor and cream. Razor was extremely rusty because it liked spelunking. Everything sucked like hookers. Mike decided he would do heroic sex with chickens. But Sarah stopped him because she was horny for chickens. The eggs Sarah ate tasted sweet and juicy and salty and delicious and Mike was hungry for Sarah's blood! But Mike liked sticking his tongue into Sarah's eggs. Sarah enjoyed Mike's hard sausage. Sarah also desired Mike's hard penis. Sarah also wanted Mike's hard monkey who dangled condoms like they were free from the evil sky demons. We made cookies shaped like tits with leftover nipples of Sarah's because she didn't need most of their milk powers. Mike decided with his head to milk handicapped cows because he thought milk tastes like retard juice. THE END
|01:33:02| brbibwbtyywstfu: gimme an "H"!
|01:33:09| xsandreamerx: gimme a A
|01:33:11| xsandreamerx: an
|01:33:17| brbibwbtyywstfu: gimme an M
|01:33:25| brbibwbtyywstfu: what does that spell
|01:33:26| xsandreamerx: gimme a E
|01:33:26| brbibwbtyywstfu: ?
|01:33:28| brbibwbtyywstfu: HAM!
|01:33:29| xsandreamerx: oh
|01:33:32| brbibwbtyywstfu: lmao
|01:33:32| xsandreamerx: HAME
|01:33:37| brbibwbtyywstfu: HAME WOHOO!!!
|01:03:20| brbibwbtyywstfu: get some sleep.
|01:03:31| BlackSwan 15: :-(
|01:03:54| brbibwbtyywstfu: dont frown at sleep. starving children in africa---actually, they probably get plenty of sleep.
Sarah isn't ugly. But her toes look like testicles. Someday she wishes that they would grow. However, they said "Sarah, you are too enormously tall and gay." Sarah frowned like a clown on acid. So she lit her butthair on fyar. Mike rescued her butthair by throwing his brother into a tub. Unfortunately, Mike never found Sarah's butt because he feared one mighty razor and cream. Razor was extremely rusty because it liked spelunking. Everything sucked like hookers. Mike decided he would do heroic sex with chickens. But Sarah stopped him because she was horny for chickens. The eggs Sarah ate tasted sweet and juicy and salty and delicious and Mike was hungry for Sarah's blood! But Mike liked sticking his tongue into Sarah's eggs. Sarah enjoyed Mike's hard sausage. Sarah also desired Mike's hard penis. Sarah also wanted Mike's hard monkey who dangled condoms like they were free from the evil sky demons. We made cookies shaped like tits with leftover nipples of Sarah's because she didn't need most of their milk powers. Mike decided with his head to milk handicapped cows because he thought milk tastes like retard juice. THE END
|01:33:02| brbibwbtyywstfu: gimme an "H"!
|01:33:09| xsandreamerx: gimme a A
|01:33:11| xsandreamerx: an
|01:33:17| brbibwbtyywstfu: gimme an M
|01:33:25| brbibwbtyywstfu: what does that spell
|01:33:26| xsandreamerx: gimme a E
|01:33:26| brbibwbtyywstfu: ?
|01:33:28| brbibwbtyywstfu: HAM!
|01:33:29| xsandreamerx: oh
|01:33:32| brbibwbtyywstfu: lmao
|01:33:32| xsandreamerx: HAME
|01:33:37| brbibwbtyywstfu: HAME WOHOO!!!
|01:03:20| brbibwbtyywstfu: get some sleep.
|01:03:31| BlackSwan 15: :-(
|01:03:54| brbibwbtyywstfu: dont frown at sleep. starving children in africa---actually, they probably get plenty of sleep.