Ryan = Sheldon?

[mikasaur2000]

Hilarious conversation with frosh #1:

Michael:
i hate it when songs on the radio have police sirens
scares the shit out of me

Ryan Brewster:
Dude, I know.
I freaked out trying to pull over maybe four times before I finally figured it out.

Michael Martin:
especially when I have chopped up hooker in my trunk

Ryan Brewster:
I KNOW.

Michael Martin:
you don't want cops sniffing around

Ryan Brewster:
It's like, shit, this is REALLY NOT THE TIME for that.

Michael Martin:
in that situation

Ryan Brewster:
I can totally relate.

Hilarious conversation with frosh #2

Michael:
my chest got too hairy
so I ripped out some hairs

Ryan Brewster:
Impossible.
Well.

Michael Martin:
with my hands

Ryan Brewster:
That's pretty manly.
I'm not convinced that an act of such manliness wouldn't undo itself immediately.

Michael Martin:
of course it is
it's a thing that I did

Ryan Brewster:
You rip out a big swath of chest hair and it immediately springs back in, darker and thicker than ever before.
Like cutting of hydra heads, man.
Uphill battle.

- Michael