The Loveliest Frosh

Jan 13, 2010 23:35

It's a Whitest Kids U Know reference.

I love Richard. He has the best responses ever. Case in point (these are IMs, by the way):

Michael: Did you know that when women live with each other long enough, eventually their menstruation cycles will sync up?
Richard: Yeah I think I actually heard that somewhere before.
Richard: SHIT'S MESSED UP YO. SHIT'S. MESSED. UP.

Michael: My penis looks like a tyrannosaurus rex riding a Segway.
Richard: You should get that checked out
Richard: ...by ALL the ladies!

Tyler: You suck!
Richard: Okay.
Richard. brb, suicide.

- Michael

PS He must never know of this. We can't put too much pressure on him, lest he lose his awes-response-abilities.

frosh, waste of your time

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