[Voice/Action]

[mikangirl]

[Cancer
- Your boss is plotting against you. You have to stop him. Now!
- Two words: Blunt Trauma
- Take that trip sooner rather than later.
- You will contract a previously unheard of strain of the flu.

Experiment, huh. Yeah, either she's not taking these seriously or she just doesn't give a damn. Besides, come on, that first one--]

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[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Can't believe I escaped blunt trauma! Then again, that's usually a daily thing for me anyway.

But, Luffy? Plotting?

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

Plotting. Plotting something. [How dare he.] You know, I'd say it's sad that you're used to blunt trauma, but that doesn't really surprise me.

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[goldenglasses]

Oh yeah, that sure sounds like Luffy to me. Always six steps ahead. As for the trauma, what can I say? I live with Wolfwood, that jerk likes to talk with his fists rather than words. [Funny though, that jerk didn't sound as jokingly as it probably should.]

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

Oh? Such a violent priest. [Her smile is curious, though. Did she hear that correctly?]

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Don't let the priest act fool you. He's a liar and a sneak, don't trust him too much, okay? [And if that sounded more like a sincere warning and not a joke, then yes, she's hearing correctly.]

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

[...]

What brought that on?

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Just, I've been thinking of all the lies he's told me before. Makes me wonder if he's not still trying to take me as a sap again. I really don't think he can accomplish too much here in Luceti. Just, don't let him fool you is all. He's tricky.

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

[...this does not compute.]

I wasn't aware he'd lied to you.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Just about everything he's ever said to me has been a lie. I'm not even sure he's a real preacherman considering how bad he is at it.

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

I see. And...when did you find this out?

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Back home. Shortly before we parted ways. [Quick. Short answers. Someone may not exactly feel comfortable talking about this.]

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

[...]

And how long have you felt like this?

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

[If she's paying close attention to the journal, she may find him looking around and trying to cover his head before he speaks.] Since I figured out he's probably planning against me here again. [With his hair.]

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

Ah. I see.

Neh, Vash? What did your horoscopes say this morning?

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Oh, nothing much. They were just as silly, something about bubble gum saving my life or something like that. Just as unlikely and impossible as yours. [That and he doesn't want you to possibly take Wolfwood side if you knew his other horoscopes.]

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

Yeah? Mine aren't exactly silly.