Gaaaah I hate aliens. Let's just think about school.
Hetalia "Your School Life" Meme, original by *SaiChan3687 (deviantART)
Err...I just watched The Fourth Kind. Creeepy stuff. So, I decided to think about how sophomore year would be like if I had freaking country personifications as teachers. To get my mind off of aliens. Damn you, Tony...I hate you. A-anyways...
1. Your homeroom teacher is...
Miss Maria de la Cruz (Philippines~!!!)
What, homeroom teacher can't equal home country? Hehehe >:D~
Miss de la Cruz would be a nice teacher...very organized...um...well, I don't really know anything else about homeroom teachers. In my school, they only take attendance, hand out forms, collect fines...they don't actually teach (not during homeroom, at least).
2. Your literacy teacher is…
Hehehe, because literacy makes me think of English...Mr. Arthur Kirkland. I...sense...complicated student-teacher relations!!!
He would definitely not be as bad as my English 1 Honors teacher...*cringe*
I get this weird feeling that he gives tons of homework and tests...but when he comes to school drunk, he'd probably talk about flying mint bunnies. Fun~!
3. Your math teacher is…
Mr. Yao Wang! Oh, so what if my Geometry Honors class was predominantly Asian? That doesn't mean anything!
He'd be laid back, but he'd still expect the work to be neat.
4. Your science teacher is…
Mr. Alfred F. Jones!!!
Of course, he'd be the crazy chemistry teacher, laughing heroically while he mixes liquid nitrogen, helium gas, burned scones, and hamburgers.
He'd probably leave mid-period to barge into Mr. Kirkland's room >;D.
I can't really tell if he'd be the kind of teacher that makes easy tests or hard ones...
5. Your gym teacher is...
None other than Coach Ludwig~! Mmm...I like gym class...
Coach would turn gym class into boot camp...of course, without destroying our sanity. Lots of rope climbing, weightlifting, sprinting, long-distance running, push-ups...at least I'm getting in shape!
We'd play some sports, too...he seems to like soc--- football. Damn, I would be horrible.
6. Your music teacher is...
Mr. Roderich Edelstein, of course~!
W-wait, I don't take a music class. Well, if I did, I would have taken Chorus. And we'd all sing Mr. Edelstein's version of "Marukaite Chikyuu" together, and make it an epic choral piece *determined nod*.
7. Your art teacher is...
Mr. Feliciano Vargas...ve~
Err...I don't really see him as a teacher. He'd make a better teacher than my art teacher, I know that.
What else...there'd be lots of painting. That's good, that calms me down for some reason XD.
8. Your crush is...
What the--- th-that's classified information!
Toss-up between Coach Ludwig and Mr. Kirkland. See, I'm in a tight spot. If I have attractive teachers, I end up being attracted (innocently!) to them. THAT'S NOT GOOD. But if I have butt-ugly teachers...I don't know, I don't wanna have ugly teachers *wails*.
9. Your sex ed. teacher is...
Oh, how about we make this a teaching partnership...
Mr. Francis Bonnefoy and Mr. Heracles Karpusi. If I'm lucky, maybe they'll demonstrate how to correctly put on a condom using a banana, of course! But there will be pr0n...aw, hell.
10. Your counselor is...
Mr. Gilbert Beilschmidt!
Mr. Beilschmidt on setting up my schedule: "Let's see...wow, you're a smart kid! Let's put you all in the awesome honors and AP classes. You know, when I was in high school, my grades were so awesome, they put me in the AAAP, awesome advanced-advanced placement classes! Can't beat that, kid! Hahahahaha!!!"
On my own personal problems: "Just write in a diary, kid. Everyday. That's what I did, and look how awesomely awesome I turned out!"
He might piss me off a little, but he is funny as hell.
11. Who becomes your lover is...
I'M IN THE TENTH GRADE, I DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVERS. (Way to sound Prussian...)
12. Your tutor is...
Pfft, not to sound like Mr. Beilschmidt or anything, but I am way too smart for a tutor.
But if I somehow, need a tutor...Mr. Kiku Honda would be my tutor :).
Why, I don't know, I'd like my tutor to be able to assess the situation! Wow, now that I think about it, Mr. Honda would have been a better choice for guidance counselor...hehe XD.
13. Your grade is...
All A+s, hopefully. Let's see that GPA go up! (Wow, I'm such a nerd.)
BONUS: Your Spanish teacher is...
Mr. Senor Antonio Carriedo~
Sorry, I had to put Spanish in here. I just love that class~!
I hope I can impress Senor Carriedo with my Spanish, just like I did with my Spanish teacher. *nod*
And so ends my wonderful, worldly sophomore year. HA, no, not really. First day of 10th grade is in about two weeks, September 7th.