There are times I'm so impossible you should sign a waiver..
Haven't been online for awhile. Mostly doing text updates from my phone. Gabe caught that stomach bug that was going around on CHRISTMAS. That was such a fun ER visit *face palm*
Then he shared it with me.....
We are both better thank god.
The neighbor came over last night in tears I immediately ran outside and found out her baby daddy grandmother passed. They were and still are an extremely close family. I did my best. I've lost alot of people but it still doesn't mean I know what the fuck to say.
In funnier news...all my boys are home plus one. And slowly killing me with Call of Duty:MW3. However, we were watching some white trash pawn shop show and some guy brought in one of those S&M latex beds and this is how the conversation went:
Alex: WTF?!
Coffee: Heh, is that a trampoline? (kid took waaaaaaaay to many drugs when he was younger which often leads to hilarious comments and me laughing so hard I'm in tears)
Chris: Coffee.. I don't even have anything to say to that.. I'm with Alex WTF is that thing.
Me: *not paying to much attention as I dick around on FB* That boys you slip into and have all the air sucked out. Theres a whole for your special parts and that little tiny tubing is what you breathe out from that can also be used to cut off you air supply if your into it. Sexual asphyxiation can heighten your orgasm but is quite dangerous. Then I hear silence and look up...
I look up to see three sets of huge googly eyes looking at me shocked I would know of such a device. Chris looked astonished , Alex was still like WTF, and coffees brilliant response "DUDE PARRISH your WIFE is fucking awesooooome!"
LoL. It amused me a great deal. Its like living with a bunch of toddlers. However, they have grown on me. Don't tell them this but I'm glad to call the fuckers my buddies and luckier to call one of them my husband.
Not amusing is 6 hours of MW3.
I can't wait to have long hair again ;D and tomorrow I shall. Chris is going to be shocked as hell. Even Gabes reaction should be hilarious. Alex and Coffee have been arguing over how long it should be. Its going wear Kat suggested. My shoulder blades. I also am getting a rent to own laptop because this one has pissed me off the nth degree tomorrow.
Its also Chris' birthday... guess I should go put out now. Hah. I was scared the first time because of all the damage they did with the miscarraige but it worked out just fine. Gotta get into the groove of it again.
Then he shared it with me.....
We are both better thank god.
The neighbor came over last night in tears I immediately ran outside and found out her baby daddy grandmother passed. They were and still are an extremely close family. I did my best. I've lost alot of people but it still doesn't mean I know what the fuck to say.
In funnier news...all my boys are home plus one. And slowly killing me with Call of Duty:MW3. However, we were watching some white trash pawn shop show and some guy brought in one of those S&M latex beds and this is how the conversation went:
Alex: WTF?!
Coffee: Heh, is that a trampoline? (kid took waaaaaaaay to many drugs when he was younger which often leads to hilarious comments and me laughing so hard I'm in tears)
Chris: Coffee.. I don't even have anything to say to that.. I'm with Alex WTF is that thing.
Me: *not paying to much attention as I dick around on FB* That boys you slip into and have all the air sucked out. Theres a whole for your special parts and that little tiny tubing is what you breathe out from that can also be used to cut off you air supply if your into it. Sexual asphyxiation can heighten your orgasm but is quite dangerous. Then I hear silence and look up...
I look up to see three sets of huge googly eyes looking at me shocked I would know of such a device. Chris looked astonished , Alex was still like WTF, and coffees brilliant response "DUDE PARRISH your WIFE is fucking awesooooome!"
LoL. It amused me a great deal. Its like living with a bunch of toddlers. However, they have grown on me. Don't tell them this but I'm glad to call the fuckers my buddies and luckier to call one of them my husband.
Not amusing is 6 hours of MW3.
I can't wait to have long hair again ;D and tomorrow I shall. Chris is going to be shocked as hell. Even Gabes reaction should be hilarious. Alex and Coffee have been arguing over how long it should be. Its going wear Kat suggested. My shoulder blades. I also am getting a rent to own laptop because this one has pissed me off the nth degree tomorrow.
Its also Chris' birthday... guess I should go put out now. Hah. I was scared the first time because of all the damage they did with the miscarraige but it worked out just fine. Gotta get into the groove of it again.