"A friend of mine told me about this method of venting your frustration without going upside people’s heads. I’m not saying whom any of these sentences describe; so don’t ask. Don’t write comments trying to start drama over the Internet, because it makes you look retarded and I have better stuff to do than fight with you in cyberspace. That said, if you’re one of those arrogant narcissists who think everything is about you, you probably shouldn’t read this. On the other hand, if I know you, then you’re probably mentioned in here. Or you might not be. Either way, you’ll never know, so don’t frustrate yourself wondering about it."
I like this idea. So I'm going to shamelessly steal it. Here goes my list.
1. I was pretty sure you were the one - but now you're the best friend I've ever had.
2. I don't know how to feel about you, sometimes you frustrate me, sometimes I love you, and sometimes I just don't know what to do. (But I don't regret that.)
3. You drive me insane. You're so cheery, but you've always been there for me.
4. I think you're a hornball, with no real regard to the way anyone feels - but you've got a silver tongue, and it gets you by.
5. I think you're sometimes unknowingly selfish, and have a flair for the hypocritical.
6. I regret falling for you. It brought me nothing but hurt.
7. You're sweet, and goodhearted. I wonder how you ever got mixed up with me.
8. You're intelligent, and quick, but use this for cruelty instead of good.
9. For the rest of my life, you will always be the best person I'll ever know - I wish you only happiness.
10. Years ago, I thought saw you as an evil character - willfully selfish, but I'm glad you came back into my life. My perception of you was wrong.
11. I fear the moment you come back into my life; I worry my jealousy will make me do stupid things again.
12. You're a child, who talks about adult things, but living in your upper-middle class world, I highly doubt you truly understand those things.
13. I'm confused as to what I'm doing with you. You're not a friend, you're not a lover, so what are you?
14. I never thought I'd find a friend so randomly, and even though we barely talk, I feel as though you've always been a source of support for me.
15. I don't know if you really understand love at all.
16. I enjoy your text messages.
17. I regret losing three years with you. I believe I'll always love you.
18. I don't know what to say to you anymore...
19. I'll always supply you with porn. (Hehe, see, you get a mention, biatch.)
20. You're the coolest person I know! I love you!
That's all for now. I'm not overeager to inform anyone about who these sentences are about, but if you want to take a stab at it, you're welcome to guess, and if you're right, I'll tell you. That's all.
Mel