birthdays, bits and bobs
♥ happy, happy birthday to hotspur18. I'm sorry I have nothing to give right now, but if there's something you want to see written, or whatever you like, i'm on offer. USE ME. hope you had a lovely day ♥
♥ so, yeah. I put my name down on that LOVE MEME. so you can venture over and tell me how much you love me. you knew i would. if you're on my flist and haven't put your name down, do eeeeet. I'm complimentary [and yes, I come free with your meal.]
♥ There's truly a website called MenAreBetterThanWomen.com. some of it's kinda horrendous, but I love the number one reason why men are better:
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis - in other words looking like a man and having man parts - is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
mostly because the above would involve men flashing themselves to other men. you're a man? oh yeah? drop your dacks and prove it.
♥ haha, there's also a website called JennyandJared.com, and I'll admit, I was disappointed to find out it was about some hetero couple getting married. i couldn't imagine creating a website for my wedding. waaaay too much effort.
♥ if you're bored, and have some spare time, you should go here. it's a place to analyse your handwriting. you just need a page of cursive writing to start. i know it's a bit of a feeble one, but i did it and about 80% of it was all me. scary.
♥ the MRI was pretty easy. cos its the leg they only scanned waist down, so i didnt have to go through the thing and I didn't have to keep my top half reallyreally still for the whole half hour. with headphones, and classic cold chisel, it wasn't that loud or scary or anything. i'll find out pretty soon what the outcome was, no later than next tuesday, im thinking.
♥ so, yeah. I put my name down on that LOVE MEME. so you can venture over and tell me how much you love me. you knew i would. if you're on my flist and haven't put your name down, do eeeeet. I'm complimentary [and yes, I come free with your meal.]
♥ There's truly a website called MenAreBetterThanWomen.com. some of it's kinda horrendous, but I love the number one reason why men are better:
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis - in other words looking like a man and having man parts - is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
mostly because the above would involve men flashing themselves to other men. you're a man? oh yeah? drop your dacks and prove it.
♥ haha, there's also a website called JennyandJared.com, and I'll admit, I was disappointed to find out it was about some hetero couple getting married. i couldn't imagine creating a website for my wedding. waaaay too much effort.
♥ if you're bored, and have some spare time, you should go here. it's a place to analyse your handwriting. you just need a page of cursive writing to start. i know it's a bit of a feeble one, but i did it and about 80% of it was all me. scary.
♥ the MRI was pretty easy. cos its the leg they only scanned waist down, so i didnt have to go through the thing and I didn't have to keep my top half reallyreally still for the whole half hour. with headphones, and classic cold chisel, it wasn't that loud or scary or anything. i'll find out pretty soon what the outcome was, no later than next tuesday, im thinking.