Haha I typed "MASH quotes" into Google and it came up with this:
My friend said to me, "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes." I was like, "Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're gonna quiz me you have to insert a pause."
which was Mitch Hedberg, and I remembered that
paradise_city has Hedberg funnies in her info so I went looking for some more and I found this:
If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable.
and it literally took me fifteen minutes to figure it out. Haha. I don’t know why you had to know that. I’m tired.
Rules:
1. Have your music library ready.
2. Choose one song from your music library whose title starts with the first letter (or number) of your LJ name.
3. Repeat this process with each successive letter (or number) in your LJ name until you run out of letters (or numbers).
4. Post up your results.
5. BONUS POINTS: Upload your mix (whether it's individual songs or a .zip of all the the songs) and include the mix in your post.
M -
Mad World - Gary Jules
And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I ever had
I -
If You Leave - Nada Surf cover
But if you leave, don't look back
I'll be running the other way
J -
Jenny Don’t Be Hasty - Paolo Nutini
Let me take you where you'll let me
Because leaving just upsets me
M -
Mary Can You come Outside - Kane
It’s 2am and the battle starts again
I pray for your innocence in a war you’ll never win
E -
Execution of All Things - Rilo Kiley
Soldiers come quickly, I feel the earth beneath my feet.
I’m feeling badly, it’s not an attempt at decency.
R -
Rain City - Turin Brakes
Oh my love I can’t let go
And nature’s cruel she laughs at me
A -
Ache - James Carrington
I'm sorry but I meant to say, so many things along the way
so this one's for you.
A -
Addicted to Bass - Josh Abraham
There's something that's connected us down throughout the years
No need to feel so lonely, everyone's addicted to bass
R -
Right Now - SR71
She taught me how to trust, and to believe in us
And then she taught me how to cuss, that bitch! It's over.
REC
title untitled, nocturne
author 22by7
rating mature, but no porn
word count 830
characters/pairing Jared/Jensen
read it
22by7 has authored a couple pieces now and I have to say, I really like her style. it appears, and reads, simple but it says a lot of things that we [in our living and our breathing and being] take for granted but make a situation all the more beautiful. she just looks at things in the right way, she writes in the right way. i envy her it.
untitled, nocturne. Hahaha, after
nutmeg4077 was going on about "Death Takes A Holiday" I decided to watch it this arvo and quickly wrote down this quote. I'm not going to give you the context in which it was said.
Hawkeye [to BJ]: You gotta put that some place safe. Like my mouth.
No shit.
I feel like I need to write something angsty to counteract all this schmoop and fluff I've been throwing around.
P.S I HAVE NOT SEEN SPN 2.20. I WILL SPARE YOU THE WHINE AND CHEESE AND JUST SAY: PLEASE SPARE ME THE DETAILS AS OF YET ♥