REAL LIFE: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
TODAY THIS JOURNAL TURNS FOUR! :D<3!!!1!BA1100NS!
To all the girls I've known since the start and all those I've been so lucky to meet along the way, thank you for getting me through some shit times, and thanks for sharing the good ones. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D EAT CAKE AND/OR PIE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
"what's this shit?" jen asks,
jared gasps for he's appalled.
"it's mij, she's turned four!"
and they celebrated with cheap wine and nookie. the end.
To all the girls I've known since the start and all those I've been so lucky to meet along the way, thank you for getting me through some shit times, and thanks for sharing the good ones. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D EAT CAKE AND/OR PIE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
"what's this shit?" jen asks,
jared gasps for he's appalled.
"it's mij, she's turned four!"
and they celebrated with cheap wine and nookie. the end.