Baseball Slash: The Pre-Game

[mijan]

I know, I should have finished this ages ago.  In 2004, when I started it might have been a good time.  But, life is busy, and distractions happen.  And now, I'm going to post Baseball Slash, in full, start to finish.  I intend to post one section every two or three days until it's all posted.

NOTES:  This is a comedy.  It takes place in the United

Comments

[dramedy]

LOL OMG

this is awesome. OMG.

[dramedy]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/Luvbadger/hdmijanpregame.png

XD

[mijan]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*tackles you*
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[anonymous]

“Listen, if he gets to you Granger and Lupin dissemble the rest of that curse and destroy the dagger, you’ll be dead, and there will be nothing we can do about it.”
There's something wrong with this sentence, yes? The fic: Quite boring for your european readers, but it cuold have been worse. It could have been football.
Maggie

[mijan]

The typo has been fixed. It now reads:
"Listen, if he gets to you before Granger and Lupin..."

And I'm sorry if you find it boring for European readers. It says quite clearly it's a baseball thing, and naturally, those who know the American Major League baseball scene will get more out of it. Besides, the pre-game is only setting the stage. Plot develops later. And if you don't like it, you're more than welcomed not to read it.

I don't often get anonymous posts. Why don't you post with your screen name?

[anonymous]

Of course I'm going to read it! I like your fics. I just don't get american sport, is all. And I don't have an LJ or screen-name. I'm a READER. Occasionally I review, but not very often. I've been waiting for some new fic from you, and I'm a little bit disappointed with the baseball, is all. Maggie

[mijan]

Ah, okay. Sorry if I sounded harsh. I've recently gotten away from some very rude people in real life, and I was surprised by the anonymous post.

If you read the fic, you'll learn a little bit about baseball in the process. I'm also working on a smutty little comedy called "Cheque Please?", and that will be posted soon too. I promise, no baseball or any other sports in that one. :)

Have you considered getting a Livejournal? It's just nice to be able to recognize people by their LJ names, even if they don't use their journals much.

[singlewoman]

Thank you for reposting this! After meeting your sister it takes on a whole new meaning. You are going to finish this time, RIGHT? After the debacle last weekend it just screams to be written. The Sox will triumph I am sure. And the line about Jeter kills me every time.

[voldiebeth]

Blah:P Yankees and Red Sox?! Yuck! Let's see some Cleveland Indians!

Random people: You Cleveland fans are pathetic! When was the last time any of your pros teams won anything!?

Me: Ummm....Not since I was born....and my parents....and grandparents? But I stand by my losing teams! (only because Ohio State football makes up for all of our loses)

Ok, I'll just instert Indians where I see Red Sox and other random baseball team for the Yankees....perhaps I'll put the Mets in there:)

[mijan]

Wah! No! *is a native-born New Englander*
*loves my Red Sox*

[mixedborder]

I can hardly wait for the next episode... Go Red Sox!

(But I have to confess, I kind of like Jeter. It's A-Rod I hate. And GIAMBI, the shameless cheater. Please hex Giambi! Or better, dose him with Veritaserum and ask him about HGH...)

[mijan]

LOL. I know. Actually, not many Red Sox fans hate Jeter. We razz him, and cat-call, but in truth, he's a good player who has been a Yankee all his career, and we respect him because he's a respectable person. A-Rod is an asshole, and Steinbrenner... don't get me started.
*KILLS STEINBRENNER*