Truncated Pendiculation.

[mijan]

My Trophy Wife was having an indulgent stretch-and-yawn in our big armchair. She was unable to stretch all the way backwards because the back of the chair bumped into the desk that I brought upstairs to sell on Craig's List.

I said, "Truncated pendiculation."

Trophy Wife gave me a look.

I hereby challenge Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto to a vocabulary war.

:D